Kobold Wizard

Kobolds are kooler with sunglasses NSFW or digestion blogs/reblogs DNI, I do not care for stinky/lewd content do be warned, I post about noms (vore) but nothing lewd. kobolds are the best

[citree]

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

[citree]

extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality

it sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks

[wewetkes]

just because it has 4000 bones doesn’t mean they all must belong to it. you see where I’m going?

[citree]

OH NO…

BONE THEIF!!!

[neldu-nak]

I have to reblog the bone horse. I love the bone horse. It haunts my dreams.

[advosart]

Double the sass

[ggghoulish]

posting this here cause I’m still not over it. people who write instructions I love you you’re so funny

[evilwizard]

we need to team up… to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lights… it will take all of our power… and though you are my greatest foe, i can’t do it without you !

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[butch-of-the-blades]

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

[creepymutelilbugger]

ikanzame come to california ikanzame. your power will grow beyond mortal limits here ikanzame

[geist19]

Remember to appreciate your lair minions, without them the adventurers get to fight you at full strength

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[coffeeplsop]

he's huge-- little concept design for big brother! He was once a lizard who accidentally ate Loong devil fruit and now we have the evil Mushu and his huge sausage form :D

Ray belongs RayZalRak

[neldu-nak]

So long!! A very cool derg

[sun-citadel]

Jesus meets a time traveler.

[mysillyium]

you should open the door

[neldu-nak]

ITS LOCKED, I CANT REACH THE LEVER TO UNLOCK IT, IM SORRYYYYY!!

[mewtwoandme]

The birthday girl is eepy

I accidentally started it off green before adding the orange/red overlays and filters to appropriately set it in autumn lol, but here's the original because it's still very pleasing to the eyes X3

[probablybadrpgideas]

Unfortunately for the adventuring party that dragon they just killed was on the endangered species list so not only do they have to give back the treasure they also have to pay to revive the dragon out of pocket and are potentially facing jail time

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[evilwizard]

and the most important thing to remember is that on the relatively unpopular social media site “tumblr” there is a user named evilwizard who will take care of you. and he will never lie to you

[snippe475]

unless it's about the differences between serpents and legless lizards. don't trust him on that one. everything else is pretty reliable tho

[evilwizard]

they’re pretty much the same thing

[clonehub]

I hate you epitome of innocence being represented with blonde hair I hate you lightness representing goodness I hate you "angelic features" automatically being read as blonde hair and blue eyed with pale skin I hate you whiteness as the default for morality I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[clonehub]

Guess who's being the most annoying on this post

[clonehub]

this post isnt about blondes and how its so unfair to them that theyre always viewed as good healthy holy morally upright outstanding people no matter what this post is about racism its about colorism its about white supremacy making people with dark features and skin literally feel evil. this is not about your stupid disney princesses or achilles or your fave anime boys being allowed to be unhinged feral shitty awful people and this sure as hell is not an opportunity for blonde people themselves to show their entire pasty flat asses and beg praise for "breaking the stereotype" by being shitty unhinged people. fandom people you are 192% of the problem. white people in general you are 1,000% the origin of the problem. this site is so unbearably white my GOD

[neldu-nak]

This... is just racist... why are you being racist? You are blaming an entire group of people, based on skin color alone, for causing a problem.

[pretty-little-preything]

[neldu-nak]

Or Lamia

[boringkate]

Seeing game devs take a "the customer is always right" approach to feedback is so sad because like I get it from a PR perspective, but…

1) The customer is always wrong

2) Your customers are gamers, so they're twice as wrong

[sisterof-thevoid-deactivated202]

[rukafais]

[neldu-nak]

An inspiration to us all

[pretty-little-preything]

[neldu-nak]

Or Lamia

[nonemissing]

castle and caterpillar