Duh hello

[toastbutteregg]

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[moththey69]

Can someone tell me why the fuck the people in my grandparents old folks community dressed up as sperm for Halloween? I feel like I’m having a stroke

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[dont-touch-my-juice]

[dont-touch-my-juice]

[tymps2005-deactivated20140827]

*wakes up* what the fuck

[s-gellar]

[8tracks] here are a few of my favorite jams from the 00s

hey ya! outkast

fergalicious fergie

all the Things she said tATu

complicated avril lavigne

hey now hilary duff

umbrella rihanna

promiscuous nelly furtado

buttons pussycat dolls

whenever wherever shakira

untouched the veronicas

he said she said ashley tisdale

too little too late jojo

lady marmalade christina aguilera, lil kim, mya and pink

hips don’t lie shakira

crazy in love beyoncé

rich girl gwen stefani

kiss kiss chris brown

a thousand miles vanessa carlton

breakway kelly clarkson

glamorous fergie

beautiful liar shakira and beyoncé

milkshake kelis

low flo rida

come clean hilary duff

cry me a river justin timberlake

my humps black eyed peas

because of you kelly clarkson

big girls don’t cry fergie

irreplaceable beyonce

be good to me ashley tisdale

yeah usher

don’t let me be the last to know britney spears

bye bye bye ‘n sync

i’m with you avril lavigne

bring me to life evanescence

lonely akon

stickwitu pussycat dolls

where’s the love black eyed peas

beautiful girls sean kingston

so what p!nk

london bridge fergie

gimme more britney spears

hot ‘n cold katy perry

4 minutes madonna feat justin timberlake

give it to me timbaland feat nelly furtado and justin timberlake

can’t get you outta my head kylie minogue

no air jordin sparks feat chris brown

we belong together mariah carey

real slim shady eminem

crank that soulja boy

smile lily allen

sexyback justin timberlake

let’s get it started black eyed peas

piece of me britney spears

say ok vanessa hudgens

jenny from the block jennifer lopez

shut up and drive rihanna

sk8r boi avril lavigne

i kissed a girl katy perry

single ladies beyoncé

so yesterday hilary duff

sorry, blame it on me akon

bad day daniel powter

take a bow rihanna

when i grow up pussycat dolls

turn off the light nelly furtado

wake up hilary duff

come back to me vanessa hudgens

lose yourself eminem

4ever the veronicas

[days-e]

･ﾟ✧ The Roost  ✧･ﾟ

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

― Rashomon (1950) Priest: It’s because men are weak that they lie, even to themselves.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Super-realistic!

By poorly drawn cats

[babyanimalgifs]

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

[moomwdwmfqn-deactivated20171118]

hackers: ok lets see what he’s doing through his webcam hackers: …….what the fuck, he’s just crying

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[jaxblade]

Lets go!

[nostalgic-idiott]

Pleaseeeeee

[babymorte]

Every time I reblog these I find 30$-60$ in random places^ ^“

[evianic]

Wheeze sorry

[haileywtf]

Me as a judge

Me: what's they sign

Lawyer: your honor what do you mean?

Me: 😒 wus dey sign hoe

Lawyer: ummm....gemini your honor

Me: guilty

[makemelaughblog]