Insatiable

[kunstbarnet]

[jettestblack]

[hailkondra]

I bet everytime I start fucking around with someone all of my past flings say things like, "weird, they look so much like me..."

Because they do

But don't take it as a sentiment of how much you "meant to me" because every person I date (despite very few) look exactly the fucking same

[motivationalmonday]

[travalicious]

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

[powerfulwizard]

he has a shiny guy fieri

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[askinnyblackman]

martin i cannot believe any of this is actually happening

[nitramaraho]

Chris how the hell do you think I feel

[childhoodruiner]

[jeou]

[viablejp]

[vjatoch]

Pearl

[solardrifter]

[deadgrlwalking-deactivated20210]

Pokemon Indigo League // Season 1 Episode 20

[devilmuse]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.

[rameldrive-deactivated20170511]

no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do

try and get the cure to cancer? well, aint a fingers snap and done cure but its a cure. doctors worldwide are astounded

try and learn how to communicate with an alien race? well, youre not fluent but its passing and humanity hasnt even invented deep space flight- you just managed to get their signal and have a chat

want to fly? well- youre a bit wobbly but goddamn its working

being average at everything is amazing bc if we assume anything you try works then eveything is at least working a bit

[jewishdragon]

Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one

[hailkondra]

I am apathy

[zwagyzonk]

finally catch up on the latest eps 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

learning to let go and learning to relax means just freaking sticking those stickers on something. stop worrying if it’s the right place. burn that nice candle you’ve had for a year. it doesn’t need a special occasion. I’m gonna use those fancy soaps I’ve been collecting in a drawer even though they look so pretty and it means I’ll use them up. everything is temporary so just enjoy the littlest pleasures you can possibly have we all need to just let go and enjoy things while they last. the sticker’s gonna look fine on your water bottle I promise

[inspecticles]

On Thursdays, we wear green