Just trying to find my way

20/Capricorn/Dicking Around

[fuckrhiannon]

🤷🏼‍♀️

[makemelaughblog]

[camalilium]

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

[valleyhowler]

I'm the modern Oracle of Delphi but instead of breathing in ground vapors to bring about visions I just drink an extra large french vanilla iced coffee and vibrate until I am tuned in

[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[adamthegirl]

[starinyourhand]

Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance.

[atopcat]

Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suffrage until 2065

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[mrbarrett524]

Ok everyone do it

[pleasekeepthisasecret]

Jon: you should stay safe, protect the kids

Sam: I CAN FIGHT, I AM A TERRIBLE SCARY PERSON

Jon: don’t do this, stay safe pls

Sam: I HAVE STOLEN FROM A LIBRARY.

Jon: ….

Sam: AND KISSED A LADY.

Also Sam: please take my sword, it is heavy and I am soft.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[ruinedchildhood]

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

[imanes]

“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency

[zackisontumblr]

me: i won’t be a little bitch while i’m sick me: is the actual littlest bitch while sick

[magicallyemily]

Before February ends, a miracle is going to happen

[curlsandstems]

I receive it.

[lis-lis-deactivated20210826]

Receiving this positive energy

[intensional]

be depressed but make jokes about it so no one takes it seriously or gets worried

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[teenytinyfrog]

i dont even have a brain. theres just a frog inside my skull. jus… a lil frog. thats all

[frogginbloggin]

I am the frog in your head telling you to love yourself yeehaw