#hairschoolproblems

Starbucks addict, hairstyling student, Marilyn Monroe enthusiast, Zooey Deschanel wannabe, full time mermaid.

[hvrleyquinn]

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

[catchymemes]

[doggosource]

good boi

[viostormcaller]

OH MY GOD?????? OHHHHH MY GOD??????????

[pastelparrotlet]

Try stuff. Put plants in your room even if you aren’t the best at caring for them. Attempt that dessert recipe even if it turns out ugly. Listen to that music you’ve been meaning to try for a while. The world is full of infinite sources of goodness and the best thing to do it to try and find as many as possible.

[santiagoblues-deactivated202005]

ma'am, put down the lip gloss and step away from the mirror.

2/??? favourite films: Whip It (2009) dir. Drew Barrymore

[sandandglass]

[sharkshavebeenknowntosneeze]

This show holds up. Ironically Sabrina is the least interesting part of the show for me now.

[fuckyeah2000s]

[gloomdocwife]

[sheepfulsheepyard]

bran, whispering to himself: [strategically propping his wheelchair in convenient corners to lock dead eyes with any new person showing up to winterfell] this is gonna be so fucking funny

[honeynutcheerio]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

[may]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ….acknowledged

[verdytai]

Be the egg you would offer in these trying times.

[julian2006]

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

[island-delver-go]

Edible arrangements trying to use my birthday? No thanks

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[jollygreengiantveggies]

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

[yugirimistwalker]

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions” 

[hyunjining]

i’m……..