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This blog doesn’t track followers or get annoyed by anyone interacting with its posts, so follow/unfollow or reply/comment/tag all you want, guilt-free.

#don’t let anxiety make you feel stuck following anyone whose posts bother you

If i schedule something and forget about it, and it gets no notes, and i never check my page, did it ever really exist?

What do people do when they get too drunk/high aside from trying to act like they’re not too drunk/high and getting it together?

deep-state-partisan

behindnightmaresanddreams

oldguardleatherdog

I'm a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who's doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I'm available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men's room wall at any leather bar and it'll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.

yurious-george

#figure out what you’e good at and find a way tomake money from it #doing capitalism right

victusinveritas

beemovieerotica

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

beemovieerotica

a linguist is analyzing it

moonlightink7

@jawbone-xylophone

sharkshavebeenknowntosneeze

me catching on to everything the linguist mentioned but not having the education or knowledge to identify and articulate them until reading her explanation itself feels like reading a different language.

Heard it was make a terrible comic day

#seahorse #tbh this is very very old #from a time when I still used a computer and mspaint #but it was the first thing I thought of when I saw the theme

Friend in japan sent me this

#it’s like samuel l jackson playing hide and seek

internet-sentences

Reddit lady in the “emotional support for the other woman” subforum says that she’s heartbroken because the coworker and married man she loves blocked her on everything and reported her to HR for sexual harassment after she DM’d him lewds on Instagram, which makes no sense to her given the intensity of their emotional affair (he complimented her coffee cup and would make small talk during meetings)

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