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Reasons why Eruri is lowkey canon

Disclaimer: I’m Eruri trash (lying in Isayama’s trash can)

- canon mutual bond of trust

- canon boyfriend jacket (let’s be honest, timeline-wise, that jacket could only be Erwin’s)

- Isayama seems to headcanon Levi as hella gay with a penchant for tall people (x) (x) (x) (x)

- is also a self-proclaimed Levi fujoshi (x)

- who likes BL (x)

- fanart picked by Isayama’s editors every month are Eruri in nature quite regularly. Like, yeah let’s publish this drawing of Levi shirtless and sweating and daydreaming about Erwin, we’re not implying anything at all lol

- Voice actors are Ono Daisuke and Kamiya Hiroshi. You know, the guys that are known for playing characters with gay sexual tension?

- the smartpass interviews. Observe how Levi never shuts up about Erwin in his private time. Read how they eat meals together alone after expeditions, and how Levi doesn’t like to let others into Erwin’s office.

- Levi and Erwin are the two most popular characters in Japan (this isn’t relevant, I just wanted to remind Erwin haters again hah)

Please add to my stupid list. Let’s lie in Isayama’s trash can together.

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- They stared at each other in the rain in one of the smart pass stories.

-Erwin has said he was selfish in considering those close to him… including Levi.(see what I did there :’D)

-Erwin knows Levi isn’t simply a “clean freak” and allows him to cope as he needs.

-Erwin writes the mans tea off on the SL budget.

-Levi would have rather temporarily disabled Erwin to keep him safe that let him go on the excursion to Shiganshina.

-Levi goes from visibly tense to sighing and at ease when Erwin shows up.

-Unbreakable trust.

-If you count the drama CD, Levi insinuates Erwin is privy of his underwear preference.

-Also Erwin goes to Levi for protection from Mikasa.

-The ridiculous amount of tmi knowledge between those two and their old man bowels/health.

- Levi does. Not. Shut. Up. About. Erwin.

-They bicker and taunt like an old married couple.

- Sad Erwin? Insert a Levi with a shit joke and you have a smile and laugh.

I’m forever in this trashcan.

squidwujun

“I like my men like I like my life: short”

- Erwin Smith

hairytotths4ever

I laughed two days about this

kelpls

I WANted to do the aces too but there was this trio thing going on

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What I hate most is that there are people who are

Strong as Levi

Or smart as fuck as Armin

Or big and persistent dreamers as Eren

Or badass as Mikasa

Or natural leaders as Jean

Or sexy-blondie-bitches as Annie

And then there’s Erwin that just

And

No. Stop. Who give you the right.

Choose one and stay put.

you can’t be this perfect.

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Successors.

buudove

Erwin’s literally changed history through the span of a year, and people will still passionately argue there are people who can do his job “better” than him, that he is unneeded, that he’s purposeless; well, the same was said all the way at the beginning of Uprising arc.

For a long time, fandom has chosen to spend its time arguing that someone would be best to take his place. An understandable argument if Shadis was still in charge, as he suffered many failures and that scenario canonically happened to him. Erwin, however, gets it simply due to the fact people don’t like him, and aren’t willing to accept he’s done anything positive for this story.

Whether one likes him or not, he has made sacrifices of his own, tried to do what is logical and right, and has fought hard for humanity. His dream correlates with humanity’s freedom. He is the only one to have a balance of both strength and intellect– supported by his closest men’s own talents, a perfect balance. He has demonstrated he is a capable leader, with the other characters (the same ones fandom claim need to replace him) having their faith in him. He was essential, and even in this arc, he is very much still essential. Because he still came up with plans.

Erwin is his own person with his own talents, just like anyone else in this story. No one can be Erwin. No one has the capability to be “better” than Erwin. No one is Erwin. Everyone is different.

People are not all the same and function as little pegs that can be squeezed into the same spot and easily replaced. To claim two or one head is better than three is ridiculous. The world still needs people like him.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn’t even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.”

― Heraclitus

hairytotths4ever

Holy shit heraclitus

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Excellent history book, imho.

hairytotths4ever

YO

this guy nerded us all out

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LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING ABOUT ERWIN MOTHERFUCKING SMITH

(aka “Why the chain of command works: a highly intelligent and sophisticated headcanon”)

You see these two precious angels?

They are in love with this majestic stallion:

…who has a “TOTALLY HETERO I SWEAR” crush on this flawless queen:

…who is canon soulmates with this adorable little shit:

…who lives in terrified hero worship of THIS PERFECT MOTHERFUCKER:

THIS GODDAMN

PERFECT SPECIMEN

OF HUMANITY

…is head over heels in love with, completely devoted to, mind body and soul belongs to one man:

THIS BARA GOD, THIS GIFT OF MANLINESS, THIS PATRON SAINT OF EYEBROWS, WITH A BRAIN SO BIG IT’S RIVALED ONLY BY THE SIZE OF HIS COCK:

Therefore, by the law of association, literally everyone wants a piece of that titan D. Too bad for them though because Levi has that shit LOCKED DOWN like Fort Knox. This is why Erwin is the Commander: he has all the power. The power of his dick.

BOW BEFORE THE COCK LORD.

aileine

“Kill Zeke”, the movie, 2017.

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r'amen

asksasunaru

well……….he seems to have doubled……….

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this is sort of a reimagination of an older piece of mine (here)

this time around i chose to give these guys purpose, so now it’s… an advertisement for ramen ichiraku! i imagined neji having no clue as to how to act in front of a camera so they just gave him a bowl and he stood right in front of the sign awkwardly

hairytotths4ever

I love this so much it HURTS!!!!! Look at Lee!! dat precious lil one

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I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not just “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”