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[pokemon-personalities]

this is my new favorite post on the internet

[dweeg]

Good Luck Getting Across This Shit With A Mach Bike Losers This Post Was Made By Acro Bike Gang

[neververy4]

This is the discourse I wanna see on this website

[kenro199x]

[weirdness-is-good]

When the gym teacher forces the goth kids to participate.

[seasonallydefective]

As a former high school goth kid, I cannot agree more

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[emptycontainer]

[grooveonfight]

one of my favorite scenes in all of jojo, I don’t think a photoset alone does it justice

[highfunctioningfool]

[endminx]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

[folklore-evermore-dumbledore]

Were these written by lemony snicket

[verylittlebird]

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

[partywithponies]

I love that in the ten years I've been on tumblr, tumblr users' attitude towards tumblr has come full circle, now we're back where we started at "tumblr is our beloved home, no other social media can compare, no other website has what we have, do not trust other websites, do not tell the outsiders about us", only this time we're like. Really exhausted and with a sense of irony about it.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

you know what, we should organize a tumblr convention

[beaft]

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

THINGS TO INCLUDE IN A COLLEGE APPLICATION

high school musical quotes

the number 5

a 3 page samsung galaxy s2 skyrocket review

your fastest lap time in mario kart ds

,

the receipt to a hairdryer

big bird

[thebootydiaries]

[darkenedyeastextract]

two different groups of people think this is an exchange between some random and an icon

[wickedcoolwizard]

reblogging again bc i just realised that this farah person is significant in some way and i spent ages trying to understand 

[thebootydiaries]

only 2015s kids remember thebootydiaries

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[coolxatu]

happy lose all your followers day!

[roselalonde]

[mcu-trash]

[tearlessrain]

I realized what bothers me about the skyrim horses’ head tracking. normal horses don’t look at you head on because they see better to the side. which implies that skyrim horses

are predators.

[red-king4]

Reminds me of this comic

[devilcroc]

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

[sindri42]

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

[such-justice-wow]

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

[roboco-san]

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

[roboco-san]

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later

[tetranocular]

i hope nintendo realizes i would actually re-buy this game if they re-released it