wasteflesh

wish I was dead lol

[vedurnan-archive]

[vedurnan-archive]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im going to a midsummer party today and my plan is dress like a hippie bring a chess board and wait for challengers while i rip my weed pen and exclusively play the bongcloud

[mrsterlingeverything]

Someone jumped off a cliff

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[hemipenal-system]

one thing i will say about tumblr is like. yeah the ads are annoying but at least they aren’t personally offensive a lot of the time

[hemipenal-system]

twitter ads: rich jihadists in syria dont abandon the caliphate yknow

tiktok ads: listen to this music. its kinda good but we still interrupted your fyp's flow for no reason

youtube ads: hey dont you want to download safari or perhaps drive a kia?

tumblr ads:

The Highest Efficiency Nitrogen Generator on the Market

[crushcardvirus]

have you guys seen this

[haikaisenshi]

LEGENDARY PULL i got the Odo Fucks card. you fucking wish you were me

[tolkien-feels]

I love that Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas and the hobbits start all insulting each other on sight and Theoden literally says "It cannot be doubted that we witness the meeting of dear friends." Theoden Gets It

[theriu]

PLEASE PROVIDE THE SCENE I DONT KNOW THE BOOKS NEARLY WELL ENOUGH TO APPRECIATE THIS PROPERLY

[tolkien-feels]

@theriu SURE!!!

This is after the fall of Isengard, when the Fellowship and some men of Rohan reencounter Merry and Pippin after their capture.

"He" refers to Merry

[guildofscribes]

Théoden really took one look at these goofs and went, “Yeah, these guys have definitely marched cross-country together for months and months and faced Horrors before.”

Théoden knows.

[swamp-er]

i love saying "ill think about it" (im not gonna think about it!!! mwah!!!!)

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[probuccalfat]

you actually feel gaslit when you try to tell white people of a certain age that pewdiepie, with a platform so vast and catering to youth, helped reinvigorate racism and casual dehumanization towards indians because they get all “omg you can’t blame One man for that” like yes i can actually :) we were very incrementally making our way past the gas station indian popularized by apu and indian creatives were finally being given legitimate and serious opportunities (like say what you will about aziz and mindy in hindsight but at the time that was a shift culturally) only for this dumb swedish pig to get online and spark that vile shit right back up. ask any indian with a modicum of pride in their heritage and they can tell you how uncomfortable pewdiepie made us with ourselves

[im-staying-calm-this-time]

Chronic illness sucks because you’ll catch yourself thinking shit like ‘I wish it was possible to bathe regularly’ or ‘they should invent a digestive system that doesn’t hurt’ and then realise… that’s actually the case for most people. That’s the norm. Not only do most people have that, they don’t even think about it

[mtf-the-gathering]

"gender is a social construct": fairly easy for leftists to understand

"race is a social construct": a bit harder to swallow for some but still reasonable

"mental illness is a social construct": this one gets you hate mail in your inbox

[thebookewyrme]

Gotta add previous tags on here, because this is gonna live rent free in my head from now on. The stars are real, constellations are not. Damn. Tags by @smoreofbabylon (if you don’t want me to put you on blast like this I’ll delete lol!)

[genderkoolaid]

transmasculine erasure is just so wild. its genuinely like people have blinders. you'd think it would be impossible for someone to make a ludicrous statement like "masculinity is always rewarded and encouraged over femininity" or "a trans man couldn't be mocked for his masculinity, because that would mean questioning masculinity itself," you'd think people would automatically go "well obviously that's not true, people seen as women are actively encouraged to be feminine and to not be masculine, yes femininity is seen as lesser but people seen as women are meant to be lesser and are supposed to be okay with and enjoy this, like this should be so obvious that we shouldn't even need to go over specific examples of how untrue it is" but no. you can say stupid bullshit like that and people will not only take it fully seriously but will genuinely get mad at you if you point out how blatantly wrong it is.

genuinely anti-transmasculinity feels like this ominous looming black void in the middle of feminism that everyone just pretends isn't there, and you are meant to stand around it and act totally normal, and if you go "hey um isn't it weird how no one talks about the ominious looming black void? it makes me feel kind of uncomfortable" everyone looks at you like you are insane and gets mad at you and tells you there is no void and thinking there's a void makes you a misogynist and also if there was a void it would be your fault it exists in the first place. and also it would be kind of a funny, perhaps even good, thing if you think about it. but there is no void! so shut up :)

[twirlingfreckles]

Castiel originally wanted to take Shane Hollander as a vessel but he didn’t want to get in the way of hockey

[twirlingfreckles]

[realitytvgifs]

[phantomfray]

Grace arriving on Erid: "So I know i'm an alien and your scientists are probably like super curious about me, I just want to say you can totally do minor, noninvasive experements on me provided you run them by me first. You can totally take like hair and nail and blood samples, i'm willing to run a maze of two, everyone's been super polite in not asking for anything but I promise im not offended. Are you sure you don't want a blood sample? I swear i'm fine with it, want to scan my eyes and brain activity while I look at different colors? Heck pretty much anything short of flat out vivisection is on the table for discussion here. Please experement on me I really want to know what you find out."

The Eridian Governments: wtf WTF wtF???

The Eridian Scientists: *celebrating like they've won the intersteller lottery*

THREE MONTHS LATER

Grace, showing the beginning signs of appendicitis and clutching a bottle of local anesthetic: "Soooo, about what I said before about vivisection being off the table. . ."

[a-french-guardsman]

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