Narrator

Hello! Make yourself at home! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ Gordon's husband 🫶

[hal9000comp]

Hello! We are a system, but you can just call us Narrator or Hal.

SUPR AWESOME STRAWPAGE

Awesomer YAOURI FRENREY PAGE (made by an alter)

Engaged 2 gordon freeman <3

I will be trying to keep this blog as positive as possible, but we may have a negative thought here or there.

We want to try to post "bad" art to start loving the process of drawing again. So don't expect any masterpieces. Requests are usually open!

Characters/media we draw the most (as of now) include Frenrey(hlvrai), Pyro(tf2), our sona, Darkrai(pokemon)

We would love to make friends! <3 Don't be a stranger ^_^

[hal9000comp]

Minigolfing ^_^

[oidial]

I wish I everyone feel loved forever ! I wish everyone a 100 love coin!!! 🌠

[hal9000comp]

not feeling very well, i should write in my private notes but... i feel extremely alienated lately, I'm not entirely sure why it's just like.. even in spaces meant for people like me I'm Different. I'm consistently completely Different. I know I'm not human and I'm okay with it but it just feels like it's being shoved in my face more and more recently....... I want to understand people ... I fear constantly that anything I say will be taken the wrong way and I will be punished for it.... I don't know,,, I'm a very confusing and contradictory machine .

[hal9000comp]

flour , me

[cheesepastabaked]

Thinking about how benrey keeps trying to make small talk with the non-sentient npcs in hlvrai. He knows they dont matter and shoots them down for funsies but he's so lonely he can't help but try to find companionship in them. Kinda feels like tiny cries for help on rewatches.

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[rubysapphrald]

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

[hal9000comp]

random but why did u leave the server of all time on discord?

Who art thou?! I just got scared over something silly ^_^; they didn't do anything wrong!

[hal9000comp]

Gordon is finished!!!!! Honestly he's been done for a long while, he just needed minor touch-ups and like... I wanted to finish the other side too but I just didn't like it!! So I decided to scrap it and stick with one side. Maybe one day I'll commission a pillow cover with 2 sides! I don't really like staring at my own art a lot LOLOL but . I wanna watch movies with Gordon SO BADLY!!!! I'm so excited...

Anyway click for better quality!

another tea party with my Beautiful Incredible Gordon doll

[hal9000comp]

sometimes i yhink about how people are obsessed with the idea of having their own specific design of a character and i wonder if it's weird to just draw a character however you feel like drawing them at any given time. like. gordon is like . whatever to me he has 500 different interpretations and i like them all and benrey as well like idk humans are kind of fun because they can look so many different ways and still be the same character

i will say i confuse my grandma though. LOL..... she's like how are all of these people Gordon and I'm like It's ok. He's special. my shapeshifting husband

[edgeanescence]

fuck it. full video boyfriend transcript. kept seeing people ask for the video and i know i had a hard time reading some of the things on screen so heres a helpful guide. this should be the full tape which is why chronicles is included some extra important notes:

ignore the checked notes, these are for my transcribers as this comes from my transcription project. theyre literally not part of the video lol

some text is blue or underlined because it is a link to something being referenced. overall most text is 1 to 1 as it shows up in the video including color and placement because i wanted to evoke the feel of the video while still keeping it readable

the arabic section does not include a translation in the video. that text is purely added on for clarity the blue man group game used in video boyfriend has slightly different text to the one on scorpys site. this either means it was altered to fit video boyfriend Or (more likely) it is simply an older version of the game the code at the start would be a real code if it wasnt canada. likely a joke about scorpy being canadian

first be a safe rider section is listed as 'what?' on scorpys youtube upload of chronicles. the ad section is listed as 'ASSERTIVENESS' and the second be a safe rider is listed as 'i think this was a funny video' the milk reservoir/little bear section is likely remixed footage from this clip extra credits:

@hazzahoun for uploading Video Boyfriend’s extra footage and helping place the last two screens of the tape, and @sockstealerr and @npdbenrey for deciphering parts of it

@crustycrunch1 for the Arabic translation/transcription in Video Boyfriend

and my lovely transcribers/proofers who helped me with this

[hal9000comp]

flour

[e6elio]

[hal9000comp]

There has been an Event.

[hal9000comp]

LMFAO gordon doll post getting marked as mature content is killing me. Do NOT look upon him

[hal9000comp]

There has been an Event.

[karhun-kallo]

In Fact