@halalhoe - Tumblr Blog

Bro I just nearly fucking died

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

you-need-not-apply

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

epistleii

is this accurate

you-need-not-apply

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

epistleii

I drew what I would’ve done. also I really don’t want this to be my tumblr claim to fame; it’s been posted for about ten minutes and three people have already reblogged it

demilypyro

I think people on here operate on a very weird definition of "conventionally attractive" where anything humanoid is already too normal for them. When society at large is like "if you're not skinny and white and able bodied and cisgender you're basically unfuckable"

targetedknowledge

sacred-portal

keepasteadyhustle

Sometimes you forget that you’re in the middle of what you prayed for.

curioscurio

me for the next 25 hours

darthsuki

dni-iftherearedogsonyourblog-de

We've been dethroned. Unfortunately, X is the new hellsite.

willofasherah

seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there

soracities

i'm a simple girl: i see sunlight on the water, i find god

neroliperfume

my five year plan? read a lot of books. visit museums. walk through woods. stand in a river. adopt a little kitty. drink lemonade while sitting in a rocking chair on my porch.