Everest E. Hale

Hale yes I am Everest! Hale no, am I going to lie to you. Bloody Hale, this is some good black currant sorbet. Your going to hale, if you lie and say im not hot as hale. Not affiliated with Dacre Montgomery

[automatic-caution-door]

[addyroad]

hale-that-mountain:

It would be challenge, but a hale of a good time.

Originally posted by teenwolve

well, whenever you’re ready, nugget. you’re already a wonderful dad to rory.

[hale-that-mountain]

Ha! Yeah. No. She'll kill me if i bring it up.... again

[addyroad]

hale-that-mountain:

Originally posted by bhargrove

Dont worry addy, ill have all the buggers for you. Rory is a beauty thanks to me

i would love some more nieces and nephews to spoil! but you sure you don’t have your hands full with little rory?

[hale-that-mountain]

It would be challenge, but a hale of a good time.

[addyroad]

mrpresfitzgerald:

hey, penny and robin didn’t look pregnant either and now they have a family.

ya, nope, no kids from me. that’s great for them though! 

[hale-that-mountain]

Dont worry addy, ill have all the buggers for you. Rory is a beauty thanks to me

[glamoroussource]

i didn’t have any friends. i was bullied. i didn’t play sports.

[hale-that-mountain]

[TXT MSG]: so the only flights leaving in an hour are to portugal or turkey. do you have a preference?

[Text]: i heard turkey is good around this year.

[hale-that-mountain]

[Text]: now why would i do that? Mum has wanted me home since she found out about her grandbaby

[Text]: i think they found my room 😤

[hale-that-mountain]

[TXT MSG]: so the only flights leaving in an hour are to portugal or turkey. do you have a preference?

[Text]: i heard turkey is good around this year.

[ivsienna]

hale-that-mountain:

[Text]: ah yes, you mean TWO of us.

[Text]: 😂

[TXT MSG]: 😒 😒 😒 😒  have fun in turkey

[hale-that-mountain]

[Text]: Merhaba

[ivsienna]

[TXT MSG]: ya, piss off if you’re gonna keep rubbing it in 😒

[hale-that-mountain]

[Text]: sorry babe, should i cancel my flight? Sit down greet the folks as your boyfriend and not your bestfriend? 😁

[hale-that-mountain]

[TXT MSG]: so the only flights leaving in an hour are to portugal or turkey. do you have a preference?

[Text]: i heard turkey is good around this year.

[ivsienna]

hale-that-mountain:

[Text]: ah yes, you mean TWO of us.

[Text]: 😂

[TXT MSG]: 😒 😒 😒 😒  have fun in turkey

[hale-that-mountain]

[Text]: Merhaba

[hale-that-mountain]

[TXT MSG]: so the only flights leaving in an hour are to portugal or turkey. do you have a preference?

[Text]: i heard turkey is good around this year.

[ivsienna]

hale-that-mountain:

[Text]: love live and peace my young wild flower

[Text]: i shall sing at your funeral

[TXT MSG]: least one of us will make it to turkey

[hale-that-mountain]

[Text]: ah yes, you mean TWO of us.

[Text]: 😂

[hale-that-mountain]

[TXT MSG]: so the only flights leaving in an hour are to portugal or turkey. do you have a preference?

[Text]: i heard turkey is good around this year.

[ivsienna]

hale-that-mountain:

[Text]: rory is all packed up. I on the other hand have not packed a damn thing. Ill purchase my clothing in cash when we get there

[TXT MSG]: fuck. dad found me.

[hale-that-mountain]

[Text]: love live and peace my young wild flower

[Text]: i shall sing at your funeral

[hale-that-mountain]

[TXT MSG]: so the only flights leaving in an hour are to portugal or turkey. do you have a preference?

[Text]: i heard turkey is good around this year.

[ivsienna]

[TXT MSG]: great, almost done packing [TXT MSG]: gabby hasn’t replied so she’s either dead or packing too

[hale-that-mountain]

[Text]: rory is all packed up. I on the other hand have not packed a damn thing. Ill purchase my clothing in cash when we get there

[hale-that-mountain]

[TXT MSG]: so the only flights leaving in an hour are to portugal or turkey. do you have a preference?

[Text]: i heard turkey is good around this year.

[hale-that-mountain]

A few months ago this was me... now? This is me

[notkingkhatri]

Since Jude ran away, I had no choice

This is now Everest’s closet.

[hale-that-mountain]

Three things mate; one, dont know how you got into my room but im going to have a chat with security about that. Two, thanks for the huggies, though im not sure if aurora little toosh can fit in them yet. And thirdly, as per assumed assumption for wasting space in thy closet. I will use the proper size condom sparingly on none safe days. Thank you Mate, appreciate it.

[ivsienna]

#thirstsquad2017

[hale-that-mountain]

Why am i apart of the thirstsquad. When im no longer parched?

[hale-that-mountain]

My time

Quick break.

[hale-that-mountain]

Workshop

Was told to give her more tummy time and massages to stretch and relax. Surprisingly babies have their own sets of massages, did you know?