and his heart's full of fire

Hanna or Hans, ???, they/them pronouns Multi-fandom blog, a mess and there's nothing to be done about it. Hang on, didn't I see you at the devil's sacrement?

[haleswallows]

Masterpost

hello! i realized i needed one of these. probably. maybe.

intro: hi hi hi! i'm haleswallows. please feel welcome to call me hale, hales, or hans. they/them, not a person most days but i try.

i am also haleswallows on ao3 all of my work is free to podfic, or open for your inspiration should it sing to you. just link me in some way, so i can holler wordlessly at the moon with joy.

tags of note: #artprobz for my art #my writing for my writing (wow creative) #dragon fic for the 'Between a Rock & a Dragon's Egg' Danny/Tim AU #Promises Promises for the Danny/Tim fake dating AU #Deathless Death for the Bar Owner&GNC!Danny/Jason Pet Play Series #pain on main for the Danny/Jason Shared Pain Soulmates AU (on indefinite break) #Idolatry AU for the TimStephKon Band AU #Ozone and Amber for the Omega!Jason/Beta!Danny omegaverse AU

(perpetually under construction: check back for updates)

[haleswallows]

anatomy practice that got out of control 😶 welp, in for a penny, eh?

[haleswallows]

anatomy practice that got out of control 😶 welp, in for a penny, eh?

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"

[napp861]

Yo…this is my first post on tumblr.. but here’s the Damian Wayne and he’s little precious kitty Alfred that I drew today!! 💞😼 ( you have no idea how many times I erased Damian’s face over and over again 💀)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

[contemptible-scoundrel]

W gay people. W pervert women

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[guerrillatech]

[timdrakelonghairtruther]

DC give him back his white boy swag please

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

idk man I'm thinking a lot about the discourse being reported in this post and my own post about crushes, which has garnered a lot of responses like this one

and I don't know exactly what to do with this yet but I'm fascinated, in a really upsetting way, by the way some of these people seem to conceptualize romantic and/or sexual attraction as an act of violation that no one should do to people they like and care about. if nothing else it raises some really compelling questions about what they think actually goes on between people who have sex and/or romantic bonds with each other if that's not supposed to be something that happens between friends.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

normal stuff happening in the replies

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

oh my god I'm doing patriarchy now

[vaspider]

This just in, "having feelings, regardless of how or whether you act upon them, is an aggressive, patriarchal act." 🙄

Saying this as gently as possible: if you have any of the above reactions to finding out that someone has romantic feelings for you, that's on you, not on them, and your reactions are both evidence of trauma and not something you should encourage in yourself. Please seek help and healing.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[userautumn]

i love how being a robin is like. once a robin, always a robin. no one will ever understand what being a robin is like except other robins. you will grow older and your identity will change but you will still carry bruce's imprint in your dna. those are his moves. that is his voice in your ear. you will never not be a robin, you will never not be his. you will never be alone again, even when you want to be. you may have been the first, or the last, but you will never be the only. you are a robin. you will always be a robin. insane.

[excerpto]

The trauma of being a Robin

[lengthy-artery]

discord letting you have custom emoji has really ruined my ability to communicate effectively on other apps. what do you mean i cant send jalute. what about givehand. cryingpat. torment. sittinghere. tvek. cant even send my wonderful beloved frogheart. whats the bloody point

[biocrafthero]

perceived skill

[raindropsonglasss]