Hockey......

Haley // Half Chinese half Italian // I play hockey and baseball // Toews, Sharp, Kane, Shaw, Larkin, Rask, Bergeron, Chara // Chicagoan // Wattpad:chogiwa-yehet // Cubs baseball:Baez, Bryant, Rizzo, Ross, Schwarber

[michiganrebel92]

Thoughts of a Hockey Penalty Box Attendant

‘Get a job in the NHL they said, it’ll be fun they said, fuckin’ lied though didn’t they.’

'Here comes our first prisone–I mean player.’

'Why do you guys have to hit the glass with your sticks? Why? You could poke an eye out.’

'Oh no, no no no, not the camera– damnit, we just got a new one.’

'How many times is this guy gonna get a penalty.’

'Oh great, here comes another one. Joy.’

'Okay guys, I’m running out of roo- okay honestly, I have no where to sit now.’

'Ew, I just stepped in some sort of bodily fluid.’

'Just once I’d like to see a fan come in the box circa Tie Domi. Just once.’

'It’s a good thing there’s no hot mics in here. A sailor would blush after hearing some of this shit.’

'Can–can you not try to continue the fight while in the pout palace? You’re basically in a glass case of emotion and no one can hear you but me.’

'I will either go deaf from players yelling or fans. Probs both.’

'I am the keeper of the bad children and I alone can release them from their prison.’

[martinnecas]

The way Auston’s shirt popped open a little bit on the side

[stilllifequickheart]

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

[avant-sad]

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

[oscar-piastri]

“Nothing means more to me than baseball and the Mets”

[hockeychanel11]

It’s almost that time of year again for canceling plans because your team is playing👌🏼

[pattytkane]

9.18.17 (x)

[michiganrebel92]

THOUGHTS OF A HOCKEY FAN

1.) “Why’d they blow the play dead?”

2.) “How is that even a penalty?”

3.) “What is ‘goaltender interference’?”

4.) “How the shit is that goaltender interference?”

5.) “That was the weakest penalty call I’ve ever seen.”

6.) “What the fuck are you even doing ref?”

7.) “ThAt’S nOt A pEnAlTy YoU bLiNd FuCk.”

8.) “Shut up Pierre.”

9.) “I hate every single one of these players, why are you even in the NHL.”

10.) “I can’t actually believe I’m watching beer league players.”

11.) “Wait…. When did he get traded? Who even are these people.”

12.) “I hate hockey and the players hate me.”

13.) “Oh there’s gonna be a figh–false alarm, they just hugged.”

14.) “Our goalie is going to kill every single one of his teammates and I might actually help.”

15.) “What the actual hell is our coach even doing? Can he be fired pls.”

Bonus: “I miss hockey.”

[hchocolate]

Lmaaaao this kid is me af 😂😂😂

[chessys]

the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit

[plussizeadventure]

America needs this this week.

[nevaehtyler]

The original tweet has so many favorites and retweets it’s truly alarming. He says “Love & pray” but all he does is judge and be a rude ass himself. Love has no gender or color, let people be who they want and with who they want. Respect needs to be deserved too. If an older person throws racial or homophobic slurs at you - they do not respect.

#LoveIsLove

[michiganrebel92]

“The buttons on the dryer aren’t busted up and missing enough.” - Sid, probably.

[redsatinsheets]

y’all love to mock asian nail salon owners so here’s a little background for your dumbasses:

during the vietnam war, many vietnamese refugees came to america, a lot being women and their children. an american actress, tippi hedren, flew to sacramento, ca. to visit a refugee camp. she wanted to meet the women who were living there and figure out ways to support them. many of them had lost their husbands in the war and were now left without an income and many had no knowledge of how to begin to provide for themselves and their children. while there, tippi noticed that many of the women were fascinated with her manicured nails. tippi had gotten the idea to fly her manicurist to the refugee camp to teach the women how to do nails, in hopes of giving these women a way to support themselves and their families. tippi had paid for 20 women from the refugee camp to attend beautician school and help them get their licenses & eventually find jobs. about 51% of manicurists in the u.s. are vietnamese and many of them are direct descendants of these 20 women who were given the chance to go to beautician school at the courtesy of tippi. so next time y’all want to mock and make fun of hardworking nail techs and treat them like shit, just remember that this is all because of the labor and the persistence of their ancestors who came here with nothing.

[squidyword]

i’ve seen enough for today

[disneyhasntpaidme-deactivated20]

did i save this photo or did this photo save me

[kazerforever]

First one, Toews calls Kane babe. Second one, that is ALMOST a kiss and Kane looks blissed out he’s so happy. Third one, Kane is clinging to tightly to Toews his knuckles are white. The last one, Brian - head of Hawks security - literally pulls Toews away from Kane. You can see Brian’s hand clutching Toews’ jersey. 

[darnellnurse]

(x)

[f1-stuff]

23 June 2017: Kane and Toews announce Chicago’s first draft pick