Humor President

[humorpresident]

How dare you assume my genre?!

My pronouns are Sci-fi/Thriller

[telltaletypist]

i'm psychic btw i saw all this coming i just didn't say anything

[telltaletypist]

i'm shy :/

[musterniillustrates]

[catchymemes]

[error501]

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

[jwanwan]

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

[error501]

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

[blowinonglitter-deactivated2015]

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

[error501]

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[zezeb12]

Steve Harvey: Name something a man and a woman might do on their wedding night in their bedroom naked.

Contestant: have sex.

Steve Harvey:

[politicalsexparty-deactivated20]

[catchmewhispering-blog]

“TAG YOUR GORE/POMEGRANATES ASSHOLE” GREATEST SENTENCE EVER.

[train-heartnet-xiii]

I was preparing a pomegranate a week or so ago and I had to walk away and sit down because I suddenly remembered that “tag your gore/pomegranates” thing and couldn’t stop laughing for a while.

[lottieratworld]

who the fuck named loading circles "throbbers"

[lottieratworld]

why is it throbbing, what fucking guy named it this

[lottieratworld]

why is it a throbber

[lottieratworld]

im fucking mad i dont want anything throbbing on my website

[karnalesbian]

she throb on my site until i load

[delilahmidnight]

[krispytm]

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

[pupyjpeg]

hey, don't cry. 40,000 in small bills in the bag, alright? quickly

[toastbutteregg]

[graveyard-whistler]

[►]

[itkeepsusmoving]

I FUCKIN HATE/LOVE THIS

[2000ish]

[assthetictbh-deactivated2016010]

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

[everyday-departure-blog]

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

[lordjethro]

2023 update: everything is worse and we still don’t have this

[t4yce]

RAJA • all stars 7.12 grand finale eleganza runway  

[catchymemes]

[thelocalmemeplug]

GOODBYE

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[rubecularum-res]