Love is Deadly

Haley Just me being me doing things that I like

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

[aboorayhaana-deactivated2018042]

Before you sleep tonight, forgive everyone who has harmed you and pray that everyone you might have harmed unintentionally, forgives you.

[batwizard]

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong

[tiptoe39]

How about the assumption that everyone’s just being polite and any minute now they’re going to snap and let you know how awful you are

[magpiedreams-deactivated2018041]

august is the hungriest month. always devouring, devouring, and never satisfied. one week. two. all those newborn days consumed by blistering-hot asphalt and the smell of distant wildfires. there is smoke in your mouth. smoke in your heart. either it’s from breathing too much august or it’s been there all along. august, still starving, consumes the sky too, swallows it in a single night and leaves only the bones behind and the red-hot, angry sun. you’ve been walking through the tunnel of its unyielding longing, and you will not emerge unscathed.

[butterfly-effect]

I literally cry with laughter every time I watch this.

[brklyn-9-9]

ICONIC

[adhduck]

i’ve only seen that moment as a gif and hearing it is so much better

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Ironically, it seems like Lemon Man’s twitter itself has been suspended now. I guess that’s what happens when you say blatantly offensive stuff on a fully public forum, especially when the stuff you said should offend any half-decent human being.

[foxqueen-katarian]

Things my dentist has actually said to me:

“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”

“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”

“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”

“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”

“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”

“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”

[meme-theft]

[rufusbeckthedog-deactivated2018]

snorkle snorkle i runs away

[mostlycatsmostly]

Sound on

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

HIGHLY ILLEGAL

[baturday]

[abloodymess]

that tree isn’t high enough stupid!

He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3

[adriofthedead]

me as a bat

[ecdysozoa]

I’m in love with this bat

[xekstrin]

“fuck it, good enough.”

[durendoll]

sean spicer, a total asshole, wanted a minifridge so he wouldn’t have to drag his re-animated corpse to the cafeteria and be seen by all the people that openly mock & despise him on a daily basis, so he sent one of his assistants to go take a minifridge from an office of junior staff at the white house

and those staffers told Spicer’s messenger to go fuck himself, that’s their fridge and they actually need it because they don’t get meals at the cafeteria like spicer does

so, instead of being a reasonable human being and ordering a new one off Amazon, that asshole personally himself went to the officer at night after everyone left and stole the fridge, carrying it back to his office in the white house with his own hands

like that’s the perfect story to totally encapsulate what a complete and total joke not only this current administration is, but that the very bedrock institutions of American democracy are

it’s literally a fucking joke, they couldn’t write something as ludicrous as this on fucking Veep

[katreus]

[theflowerslooklikepeopleatlast]

In a simple experiment, researchers at the University of Chicago sought to find out whether a rat would release a fellow rat from an unpleasantly restrictive cage if it could. The answer was yes.

The free rat, occasionally hearing distress calls from its compatriot, learned to open the cage and did so with greater efficiency over time. It would release the other animal even if there wasn’t the payoff of a reunion with it. Astonishingly, if given access to a small hoard of chocolate chips, the free rat would usually save at least one treat for the captive — which is a lot to expect of a rat.

The researchers came to the unavoidable conclusion that what they were seeing was empathy — and apparently selfless behavior driven by that mental state.

“A New Model of Empathy: The Rat” by David Brown, Washington Post

[stitchy-queerista]

OH MY.

[fuck-benedict-cumberbatch]

this just in: rats are more humane than humans

[localstarboy]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH IM DEAD 😂💀

[thenamesjavii]

I don’t know why I want more

[straightgirls]

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

[girlschasinggirls]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[littlecombjelly]

this…is..Gibby from iCarly…..

[heavytitty]

oh my god?

[milliondollarnigga-deactivated2]

he a real one, he’s transcended on y'all bitches

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

This is fire

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

guess who my favourite character is 

[kony2012official]

This is the funniest thing in my life right now

[scumbagsblog]

WHAT FUCKINGSHOW IS THIS

[sixpenceee]

This is Japanese diver Hiroyuki Arakawa and his buddy of 25 years, a local fish named Yoriko.

Read More | Image credits: Youtube

[blazelvrd-deactivated20180212]

this so lit 

[liryae-blog]

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.