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Am I self-sabotaging? Am I secretly a cylon?

#yeah sorry it's been a while #just gonna put this here #bsg #new girl

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I'm not putting pot, like, up inside of me, 'cause I'm an adult, and I'm responsible. [...] Let's go get some candy.

Broad City

#broad city #this show is everything #weed

"Oh man, yeah. I really hated doing this. I felt like I had two of my favorite things taken away, which are eating and smoking weed. Not being able to do either, and also having to be between kind-of-drunk and very-drunk pretty much the whole time, was really depressing."

#good to know #alcoholism #weed #alcohol diet #yeesh #you can catch his booze schedule for the week #booze #need some food chasers bro

verdemonde

daytrader-vader

#An appropriate reaction to History.

#swag #ld

A: Wait were your parents in a cult?

B: No, no. It was too big to be a cult

#religion #?#cults #it's not every day you befriend a 'god'#I mean...right?#parents

Me: Everything best in moderation.

E: Exactly. Except weed.

#life lessons #moderation #e #weed

Dude, you have to be here this summer. I’MA HAVE SOO MUCH WEED.

#lol #summer internships #responsible college students #marijuana #e #true friendship

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Listening to drunk college students making sure to reference their spells because they "cite their evidence."

#harry potter #nerd school #seriously #alcohol #drunk #college #plagiarism is wrong guise #paper writing is the worst #lets go back to getting drunk and watching HP3 #e

E: Yo I'm offering for you to make us hot dogs.

A: THAT'S NOT A THING.

E: You're welcome.

#high idiots #weed #food #hot dogs #lazy freaking college students #amirite #you're welcome #sadie pronounciation on that one eh?#awkward.#e

Eugh death is such a commitment, I could never kill myself.

#trigger warning #etc #commitment issues #when your commitment issues get in the way of any potential suicides #we were really talking #murder-suicide #but if you can't do the suicide and you don't want to do the murder time...#death #it's kind of true though #e

E: I'm using my time smoking weed to enjoy God's gifts to humankind, like the sun. What are you doing? Just sitting there, abusing them!

A: You can enjoy God's gifts to the world sober!

E: Not if I light you on fire.

#weed #meh #it was a beautiful day #sober #high #e #that escalated quickly #lighters man #sometimes it's okay to sit out right?

Ahhh drunk promises. The stuff international flight tickets are booked over.

#c #clearing out the drafts hope that's cool #accurate #alcohol #'commitment'#drunk

You know how long a movie Les Mis is? Do you know how awkward it is to realize during that movie that the guy you’re seeing it with thinks this is a date? When he’s trying to reach for your hand….Like Les Mis isn’t painful enough.

#I honest to god am not sure who said this but it's fucking hilarious #les miserables #she's a got a point #got stuck in the queue #dated but still true #les mis #yikes #dating

humansofnewyork

"I probably shouldn’t have taken things so seriously." "Like what?" "Marriage." "In what way?" "I think I changed too much when I got married. I tried to fit the role too much. I came from a big Italian family, so there was a lot of emphasis on being the ‘provider.’ You know— you gotta be the man. Gotta set an example. I guess I always thought that if I kept doing drugs, drinking, and partying, my kids wouldn’t have wanted to succeed." "So you think should have done more drugs, drank more, and partied more?" "Yeah. Probably."

#hony #this tho #lifestyle choices #booze #drugs #I'm a little buzzed rn ngl

I want to accidentally fall off the Eiffel Tower because the three men and the multiple orgasms were too much.

On preferable ways to die

#grey's anatomy #S07E04 #Can't Fight Biology #not a bad way to go

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