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it’s sad realising you’ll always be the third, or maybe the fifth or the fourth, but you’ll always be the one that’s aside

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I know it’s been a tough day, here’s some calming korean street food videos for you  ʕ• ﻌ •ʔ  ♡ ✿

https://youtu.be/Df8dXtahQqM

https://youtu.be/SPJNYJlNoWQ

https://youtu.be/eXBrn5wvl4A

https://youtu.be/ds-yPxOqUJo

https://youtu.be/voNCRUH9IAo

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if i could chose to have any super power i would get the ability to stop time, but not for cool reasons like ‘’oh im gonna stop time and save the people in this burning building’’ but because i could stop time and go to the bathroom during class without asking the teacher. Thats right, thank you ✨raging anxiety✨

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i love my mom and everything but how she just doesn’t acknowledge the fact that i have depression is just hilarious sometimes, even after weeks in the mental hospital, and constantly driving me to psychiatrist appointments and therapy she’s still there like ‘’oh don’t worry sweetie every one’s a little tired in spring time’’ or ‘’i bought you these floral drops for your water they will help with your mood ’’ like thanks mom but i’m gonna stick to my antidepressants if you don’t mind

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The Maze Runner is getting really popular right now, but i find it sad because the hype is only because of edits and stan accounts of the actors in the movies, and i feel like this book series deserves to be more appreciated because of it’s incredible and fantastic story and not only because of the actor’s beauty

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my cat likes to sleep on my neck i don’t know why but now i have a purring scarf   :)

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If we were in Love and Monsters having a friend that played Animal Crossing would be usefull as shit because they know all the bugs

[half-alien]

monkey likes banana, but does banana like monkey ?

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Sometimes i wonder what would happen if we served human food to animals, like imagine, a zoo keeper gives lasagna to an elephant, does he goes like ‘’WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GREG’’ or does he goes like ‘’humm square food tastes noice’’

[half-alien]

The concept of swelling is so random like you accidentaly hit a wall with your head and our damn body, instead of producing anti-pain or some shit, just goes like OH FUCK  *inflates*   and our brain’s like ‘’Well gentlemen, we have handled the crisis perfectly didn’t we?’’

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Does your brain ever fixates on random words like ‘’boink’’, ‘’banahnah’’ or ‘’chonk’’ and then you randomly say them through out your day and like it just makes zero hecking sense and it makes you feel stupid but its also funny and nice to you and at the same time you think ‘’oh god i have the mental capacity of a cheese quesadilla’’ but the other half of your brain is going like ‘’boink boink boink boink boink’’ at the same time ? Cause me too.

[half-alien]

Queen is just an incredible band. I know it’s old news, but i have to say they’re fantastic . Fifty energy drinks, two nuclear centrals and enough caffein to kill a t-rex wouldn’t give me the same kind of super energy that Don’t stop me now does. They have songs for every kind of mood, every type of person and every  possible situation. And i don’t mean by that that they’re ‘’superior’’ or something, i just appreciate their music so much and I feel like music is already a goddly thing, and theirs is just extra wonderful

[half-alien]

Okay hear me out, don’t you find the concept of owning pets just wild ? Like one day a human saw a cat and just decided ‘’oh this little fluffy fuck is so cute let me make him my tiny rommate’’ and everyone else was like ‘’oh my god Greg that’s a pretty good idea’’ and now we have entire business empires dedicated to stuff for our pets and they’re our little pointless bestfriends even tho we don’t understand each other’s language at all we love them to death, and all that exists because a long time ago, one lonely Greg decided that cat is cute therefore cat now lives with me

[half-alien]

amy’s little victory dance is so iconic

So, do you see how in season 5 when Amy manages to make a plan to take Captain Holt to his interview for the police director post, and when she succeeds she does this little dancy dance that’s just so cute and all i want to say is JAKE PERALTA MARRY HER FASTER  

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why does the vilain’s best friend always get no appreciation at all

do you see how in Megamind, Minion is always there for him and like his whole purpose in life is to serve and help Megamind but he just gets no appreciation from him, even with all the shit he does for him ? I’m kinda tired of that like dude you have the bestest of friends right here, ready to spend his whole life with you but you ignore him for some girl you have a crush on, you’re supposed to be so smart but right now you have the iq of a hot cheeto because WTF ? Please just give a shit about your bestie