The Failed Aesthetic

Tiffani Fully qualified human disaster. 23, England. Little Noodle™

[midnightsatafternoons]

things jake gyllenhaal should have done-

gone to her birthday party

returned that scarf

dated someone his own age

[mercurywaters]

“just between us, did the love affair maim you too?”

[d--r--a]

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[spockular]

god bless america

[the-memedaddy]

[loveamongthesailors]

i dont think anything can do more for Stoicism than this one image

[pettycentral]

[thetenderpassion]

[sailor--spoon]

Okay but using Karen for the betterment of others is a genius move I never could have seen coming

[ex-vd]

Be the good Karen you want to see in the world

[the-best-url-on-this-site]

Care-n

[fun-size-potato]

reblogging for the pun

[crypticgraffiti]

Anyway, if y’all were wondering how DC’s been.

[sexhaver]

sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat's 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king

[sexhaver]

squatting on the arm of a couch in a stance we referred to as "gargoyling the bong"

[transcarcinization]

yo for the record if you put something in my inbox and i never respond it’s not that i didn’t like it or read it it’s that i very very often see messages and go ‘oh i should respond to that’ and then i fucking forget until it’s like. been enough time to be weird

[jasper-rolls]

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

[hotvampireadjacent]

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

[every1one]

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

[bandtshirt]

[applebright]

[boota]

[liketwopeasinapod2-deactivated2]

give me the watermelón

[boota]

[blueruins]

Vincent Price

[airandangels]

In distress because he has just sighted several further cats when his arms are already at full cat-holding capacity.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]