Neighbourhood Shit-Poster

Adult, Scottish, she/her, aspec, queer witch. Too many fandoms to list here! Minors DNI

[ohhiremember-alltoowell]

Yep, Leslie Odom Jr. & Aaron Tveit killed it singing What You Own from Rent.

[lichanicksstuff]

On one hand, it wasn't that horrible ending.

On the other, even Castiel said "I love you".

[lesbianjaxsondart]

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

[weirdcatlive]

[byjove]

if you send me a random DM that says ‘hey’ or ‘hi’ and I don’t know you, there is a 99% chance I will assume you are a bot and block without checking. I am so sorry to the innocent souls blocked due to this but you’re going to need a better starter

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[abracazabka]

[feralrookie]

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

[prismatic-bell]

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

[teaboot]

This makes me so happy

[syzygy-yzygy]

So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

[syzygy-yzygy]

@aspengrown this is the rawest possible addition to this post thank you

[mylordshesacactus]

and also:

cat love as in I am small and scared and all of my instincts and my experience and your vast power say you're a threat but I am choosing to trust in your kindness despite my fear. you could kill me with one hand but I know you won't.

cat love as in I can tell you are upset and I don't understand why so I will sit stiffly beside you and awkwardly provide the only reassurance I know how to give. I am uncomfortable with every single moment of this but it is what you would do for me.

cat love as in I am small and powerless but I will curl up back to back with you and stand guard while you sleep and I will mean it with every fiber of my being.

my cat Nepenthe was a former stray behavior case at risk of euthanasia because she kept mauling potential adopters. on her second week in my apartment--having already attacked me multiple times without provocation, I will add, I wasn't special, she needed genuine help--she slinked out of the bedroom yowling at me. when I went to check on her she kept walking back and forth until I followed her, where she insistently paced between my feet and her hidey-hole in the back of my dresser, increasingly distressed. about three seconds after she gave up and hid, an absolutely torrential rain front hit. she didn't understand yet that we couldn't get wet inside. she'd been trying to warn me.

she didn't know me yet, but she knew I hadn't yelled at her when she hurt me. she knew I hadn't tried to hurt her back. she didn't understand why she was attacking me; those episodes probably scared her more than me. she knew I "shared" food with her, and that I asked before touching her. and she went out of her way to bring me into her safe space, to protect her friend.

cat love as stiff hesitant uncertain acts of service that are devastating in their sincerity, as well.

[naamahdarling]

I'm sorry, I had a response to add on, but now I'm crying over your cat. Oh my god.

[glorioustidalwavedefendor]

cat love as stiff hesitant uncertain acts of service that are devastating in their sincerity, as well.

He had the awkward tenderness of someone who has never been loved and is forced to improvise.

Isabel Allende, from The House of The Spirits

[rottenwhimsy]

x

[theterribletenno]

Oh my god that's fucking hilarious

[ziraseal]

The arrow:

[elodieunderglass]

Genius idea to do this with a spaniel

[sophiaurora]

⌗ DO THIS PICREW AND TAG MOOTS .ᐟ ֹ₊⊹

tags .ᐟ @glowydiaries @hers-underwraps @calamaroo @your-mommy-ems @pinkwinesupernovas @gentlehue @sweetheartcrush @lovestruckhaze @binibby @swagvie @haeerizm @auntiejohn @cherryribbcns @pjxcksonswrd @jjsblueberry @daystarpoet @lovethornes @pottersdeer @ultimatelyangel @lilywalkers @maybxlle @loveuimsorry @caramelmiacchiato @catchmeonyourceiling @willucryy @inkstainsonmysheets @catacombspooks @ssparksflyy @ccupcakqs @moefangzz @xoxoivy13 @dollysdoe

[muduus]

ty for the tag @tbiggestman !! ✨️

@shadowyyyidk @miwi-endgame @faguettism @p3rs3ph0n3schild @hrzsthydn @the-bogginses-are-gay @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @bycharlie @tripleatechie @star-41306 + anyone else :3

[miwi-endgame]

npt: @scroofy-was-here @bylersisendgame7 @i-eat-homeless-people @bluemeetsyellowblahblah7437 @thisusedtobeafanpage @oliverisagaymuggleborn

[thisusedtobeafanpage]

ty for the tag!

npt: @martynka1 @xbuggyxboyx @rottingcherrywood @stqrfucker @holding-on-to-josh + anyone else!

[rottingcherrywood]

Oh cute! Thanks for the tag bestie!

Npt: @ilkolinial @kaoxin @ixvessel @justuravghazbin @juniigirl @pizza-cake-house @thesleepiestpilot @theadventuresofcas @necngravestcnes @hometwon @helpmebowlofrice @exactly-myself @rabbit-is-wise @redwidow616 @raptorredd @interstellarneighbourhood @otp-more-like-killmeplease @fandompain @xproskeith and anyone else who wants to/anyone I missed!

[fandompain]

Eeee cute

@becasaurusbex @lostinthoughtsandfandoms @xya-hunter @aqueerwindinthewillows @loulooser @linenotfound @snekthedemonnoodle @yourknightinshiningplastic

[xya-hunter]

Love this!!

@awzelles @biqrow @crimson-birb @fairwellersmustache @werepires @hms-chill @the-wolf-among-the-roses + anyone else!!

[smallishbeansfunfacts]

joel and lizzie have a daughter!

source:

[unfuckablebogtroll]

This Superman is such a sweetie. He’s kind to the robots. He makes his girlfriend breakfast for dinner. He pretends he doesn’t care what social media thinks of him but gets genuinely upset over juvenile name calling. He tortured a despot with a cactus but the spines “weren’t that big.” He tries to capture the giant monster alive. He loves people and does his best to help them and he’s not an idiot he knows people are complicated, but he’s genuinely heartbroken when they turn on him. The idea of him having a harem is utterly ridiculous. He loses it over a pain-in-the-ass dog. He makes fun of the despot for pissing his pants. He wept at seeing an innocent man murdered. His open devastation over Mali’s murder is part of what brings Metamorpho to take the risk of helping him. He saves that weird baby. He saves a squirrel. He not only would not fuck his clone, he killed him. He makes that shithead Lex cry. His flirting with Lois is so swagless and unsubtle that her boss immediately clocks that they’re together. He loves his parents. He’s good all the way down, not because he was born that way but because he chooses to be.

[redfoxraccoon]

[livingfandomly]

Absolutely LOVE the fact that unlike most superhero movies, Superman didn’t do everything.

It was set up as “oh no Metropolis and Jarhanpur are in trouble! He needs to quickly finish one and then help the other!” But no. Instead he just called his friends and they stepped in where he couldn’t. Even at Metro, he had Mr. Terrific’s help.

This is not a one-god-army kinda Superman. This is a I-could-try-to-do-it-all-or-I-can-ask-others-to-step-in-when-needed and isn’t that the crux of humanity right now? All of us may not be able to go where the problems are happening but we can help those who are there. We can also face the problems happening in our neighbourhood with people who can’t be close but can help in whatever way they can.

Because, sure, Superman could do it all himself. But that inevitably leads to a Superman who is stretched too thin and getting increasingly weary. But having people he knows he can rely on? Well isn’t that the best power anyone can have…

[ednygmasbowlerhat]

When Clark said “he’s not even a very good dog but he’s all alone and he’s probably scared so i have to go get him” I was so happy because someone in that writers room truly understands superman better than we’ve seen in a long time. This is the essence of superman - that every living being deserves kindness and empathy and love simply because they are alive. Clark is the kind of guy who’d cry when he got stung by a bee not because it hurt but because the bee died when it stung him and someone in the writers room knew that and made sure it came through.

[pinklemonslices]

just realized ao3blr is red/blue gays trope ❤️💙

[himbo-kronk-stan]

Tumblr x AO3 gives me the vibes of ‘we were best friends for a very long time and have always been compatible, but you (tumblr) had a bunch of shitty relationships and needed time for yourself and I was more then happy to enjoy life as your friend by your side until you surprised me by making the first move’.

[werewolfadmirer]

PICREW TAG GAME!!!

use this picrew maker, and tag your moots!

Me!! It looks quite close to me in irl :3

no pressure tags!:

@whatonearthisgoingon @mrecury42 @mochamoony @yes-ofc-i-bite @acelovesremuslupin @notthesodaa @theheightsarewuthering

[mispearlreblogs]

Aww so cute! (didn't see my name tagged but got a notif that you mentioned me anyway and I always like doing picrew tag games!)

Anyway since there's no hijab option I did a character instead of myself. This is supposed to be Mei from Monkie Kid😆

If you want!:

@greenamethyst-16 @arriettydove @nocturnal-nexu @nickelwick @guplia @walmart-ninja @novelmonger

[novelmonger]

Yeah, this looks decently like me (just imagine the shirt is a Captain America shield instead of just a star XD).

Tagging @rainintheevening, @sailforvalinor, @thetreasurechest, @elanorpevensie, and @stars-stories-songs-and-sehnsuch if you'd like to do this.

[the-song-not-sung-in-vain]

This was fun! Thanks for the tag!

Tagging @indodino, @rottingcherrywood, @diesesschoeneleben, and @heckin-music-dork, if you want to do this!

[rottingcherrywood]

Thanks for tagging me!

Npt: @sweetermooon @kaoxin @ixvessel @helpmebowlofrice @hometwon @sweetestofsunflowers @swimmingthestrait @necngravestcnes @thisusedtobeafanpage @thesleepiestpilot @theadventuresofcas @justuravghazbin @juniigirl @redwidow616 @rabbit-is-wise @exactly-myself @fandompain @ilkolinial and anyone else I missed/anyone who wants to!

[fandompain]

Thanks for the tag!!!

@ anyone who wants to

[xya-hunter]

Probably one of the most accurate ones I've been able to do!

@ anyone who wants to! Have some fun!