Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

Howdy, I'm Amber. I like video games and computers. Hit me up.

[popculturediedin2009]

Ten years ago today…

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

You better go off, bitch

[hoebutmadefashion]

ICONIC

[eseheatwave]

[coolpassing]

Second from the bottom is a LOOK

[budgie-research-blog]

sleeping

[onlytwitterpics]

[simply-lovily]

mixxmixx

[thegetty]

The story behind The Laundress.

[npr]

This is so good. -Emily

[rush-keating-deactivated2018121]

I find that hard to reconcile with how 18th century dresses had boobs practically hanging out of them. Maybe the chest wasn’t as sexualized as the ankles were back then…

[licieoic]

I have a dim memory from back in high school… I think someone once told me that breasts were no big deal back in corsetry-and-necklines-down-to-there days, they were considered a food source for children and that’s it.

But ANKLES. Oh, GOD. ANKLES. The ANKLE was connected to the LEG, which connected to THIGHS, which hid a woman’s SECRET FLOWER. The ankle was the gateway to the secret flower, so it was considered quite a stirring sight!

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

I have never considered that “leg bone connected to the ankle bone” song as a sexy tune before but

[tinybed]

please, keep this powerful totem of perfect protection with you at all times

[cloudthesamoyed]

[myeongdo]

[darkeyeddreamerr]

*blows kiss to space* for the 7 exoplanets orbiting Trappist-1

[kivrinengle]

See, this is what old-timey science fiction never predicted - the human tendency to grow attached. They wrote stories of colonizing other worlds, of exploration and discovery. They didn’t write that four minutes after discovering new worlds, the humans had made up nicknames for them all, given them personalities, and were prepared to fight to the death for their honor.

Sometimes real life is better.

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

where y'all get these pure friends who want to take pictures of you looking gorgeous and ethereal all the time to post on all your social media? my friends just want a-level pics of themselves taken while they snapping pics of me mid-sneeze.

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[emesre]

sunsets have no chill

[ruinedchildhood]

[tropicuhl]

[tsunglasses]

When someone asks you if you wanna go out for fried chicken

[thekwikemart]

this sequence is one of my all time favourites and screen caps wouldn’t do it justice