don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.
first rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!
“You know what would be really funny/messed up” is dangerous.
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don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.
first rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!
“You know what would be really funny/messed up” is dangerous.
Maybe lean out
picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider
i like to imagine how people in the post-material-scarcity future would romanticise the current time period.
having a job gave people a sense of community and purpose lacking in our modern age where nobody is forcing you to get out of bed on threat of starvation. actually the average office worker in the early 21st century was so much wealthier than a UBI-having-modern if you forget to count paying rent and also make some very bad purchasing power conversions. if you look at contemporary records (sitcom where the main characters are only at work when it's plot relevant) it is obvious that employment was never really a major obstacle to having an active social life or pursuing your own passions.
upstairs neighbors’ garden is not enough for the creatures. they are wanting access to my home
creatures when they see a thimble of rain within 8 hours: we NEED to have sex on this PRIME LOCATION DOORSTEP RIGHT NOW!!!!
me when im feeling male vs me when im feeling female
why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?
never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous
please look at our favorite gif on the internet
such a gentle cat. it loves its pelleds
At the risk of sounding like an uncultured nerd the Ollie Jones painting "Saturday Night" of the kid sitting at a computer desk watching Casablanca is probably the most visceral piece of art I've seen in some time
I should probably include a picture of it huh
and they’re usually not that brilliant and careful either. 99% of the time the police are just incompetent! Ted Bundy literally jumped out a window and escaped police custody because they weren’t watching him
A victim literally escaped Jeffrey Dahmer’s apartment naked with a hole drilled in his head and unable to speak but police let Dahmer take him back to his apartment like everything was ok!
And I guess he doesn’t count as a serial killer but Eric Harris had already been making threats and harrassing students to an extreme degree before Columbine- police literally had a search warrant but they just never acted on it. If they had, they would have found the guns and pipe bombs and the shooting could have been easily prevented. They even tried to cover this up afterwards.
Serial killers and mass murders are usually not that smart, police have just historically refused to do their actual jobs.
always remember that the “genius serial killer” narrative is a blatant cover for the fact that the police will always look the other way when it comes to white cis men exhibiting blatantly violent and hateful behavior
Important to remember that people like Jeffrey dahmer targeted minorities because cops did not care about violence against them. It’s not just cops being incompetent, it’s the systematic violence, racism, classism, transphobia, and homophobia in the police system
>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’
>look inside
>forefather of that genre
Mutuals do this
You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.
Hot cross buns?
I've got you in my cross hares
This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit: