Sassy Dominican.

Taylor • She/Her • 21 Leo☼ Taurus☽ Libra↑

[alexisinabottle]

Chinese cigarette wedding in the 1980s

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

only type of wedding i will be attending from here on out

[toastbutteregg]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[krobelus]

[ellethepalindrome]

Visit Original Link

If you weren’t bumpin’ this in 2001, you were wrong and will always be wrong. Just a fact. 

[jumex]

are you okay

is anyone

[sameoldsin]

people should just embrace jewel tones already if I see one more house entirely decorated in washed out neutral colours I’m gonna sue someone

[sameoldsin]

hell is not a fiery demon pit its a never ending white and cream minimalist apartment, every time someone paints a room entirely white and adds a pale blue throw cushion for “a splash of colour” they are carrying out the work of the devil

[kyraneko]

#fuck resale values my mental health comes first

Writing one’s home-nesting tendencies around resale value is itself playing into the Devil’s hands.

Paint your walls. Install catwalks for your kitties. Transform your home into a hobbit-hole or the innermost chambers of a D&D dungeon owned by a particularly campy lich. Grow a rainforest of plants in your southern-exposure window rooms or strangle your house in vines.

Horrify the Petunia Dursleys of the world by your mere existence, and be happy.

[archaeo-geek]

A while ago Facebook kept trying to advertise some kind of design magazine/website to me with an article “The Most Colour-Soaked Home We’ve Ever Seen” and I finally clicked the link and all the pictures were a bunch of white and off-white rooms with a couple of vases and books in bright colours scattered around. Like bitch you’re advertising this to me in Atlantic Canada we don’t do “splashes of colour” we let the floodgates open. Your lame-ass pallid designs have no power here.

[ardatli]

When it’s foggy 350 days of the year, you’ve got to be able to pick out your own house from a distance. 

[punknerdmusings]

,,,,Fuck

I almost started crying because?????? They’re so pretty??????????????

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[movie-gifs]

After I’ve telephoned Junius, I’m going to do plenty. Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story (1940) dir. George Cukor

[saraminia]

MARGOT ROBBIE by Lachlan Bailey for Vogue UK, August 2021

[tallahasseemp3]

this lesbian love note in a thrifted book has overcome me like it really is all about love it has always been and will always be

[nbcnightlynews]

WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

[i-hate-vegans-deactivated201910]

Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

[xenosaurus]

relatable seals at the end there

[followmetoyourdoom]

“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”

[epicwalrus-deactivated20210127]

I need more of this shit!

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.

[dlvlotus]

The polar bear “hell nahhhh. This ain’t that fake shit ! THIS AINT THAT FAKE SHIT. THIS THAT REAL SHIT!!!”

[11thsense]

A representation of my thought process at all times

[angelbabyspice]

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

[thesilencedmasses]

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[classicbeyonce]

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

[the-big-mood]

family portrait

[penis-hunger-games-deactivated2]

Looks like a real family though. lol

[privilegedmaterial]

Because it was

[orrnament]

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything