nya

[halfheartedlydying]

Chad: bro i dont dance

Ryan: bro yes u can

Chad: bro

Ryan: bro

Ryan:we should like switch clothes

[untitledacrylic]

[ilovecocina-deactivated20160622]

[shouldnt]

Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree until my family wakes up to remind them that I am a gift

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

[collegiate-confession]

College Confession #73

Me and my friends decided to play a little Christmas prank on our hall-mate

… oops… Merry Christmas everyone!

- University of California, Los Angelos

[asda-becauseitschristmas]

[phiftycent]

I know its a little early but

Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

[hertzwhales-deactivated20170304]

i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop

[lotad]

[whos-mans-is-this]

These black people trending topics get me weak 😂 We all share the same experiences miles apart 😩😂

[leeleeleelee]

[halfheartedlydying]

me: 🎃🎃🎃 it's almost halloween 🎃🎃🎃

people around me: halloween is at the end of october, not the beginning

me: 🎃🎃🎃 it's almost halloween 🎃🎃🎃

people around me: it isn't a month-long holiday

me: 🎃🎃🎃 it's almost halloween 🎃🎃🎃

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂

Bless his heart.

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

[unshrink]

Someone: “Hey! How’s school going for you-”

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[ghostsfacer]

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”

[ghostsfacer]

this wasn’t supposed to get notes