i’m like if a mess was a person

fuck i’m in my 20s (they/them or it/its is ok (but that’s more in the spirit of reclaiming)) terfs kys challenge

[halfricanloveyou]

is your pussy still sahara dry

yeah and wider than the grand canyon. i ain’t tryna pull no tumblr bitches.

[letusgototherose-deactivated202]

[dagger-shack]

Can we get the good ending where this character goes outside for a walk and enjoys sitting down on a bench?

[superchat]

Im afraid thats just not possible

[punkrock-bottom]

It’s so fucked up that experiences from previous relationships can forever impact your ability to form and maintain new relationships. They should patch that out

[punkrock-bottom]

Yeah man it’s just like that you got it

[lakevida]

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

[voidflower-xcii]

[therenobee]

when I see breasts

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[bakwaaas]

I hear that

[389]

[kosmogrl]

how life felt listening to good luck babe! for the first time on a random day in april 2024

[waggot]

akashicrecord gone makingdonalddrumpftagain gone... soon we all will finally be free

[akashicrecord]

you better worry about putting food on the table for those kids before you worry about me bitch

[funeralcity]

my understanding of the petplay dog clicker thing is that people seem to be utilizing classical conditioning to make their girlfriends associate having sex with having sex

[passionpeachy]

I LOVE FAT WOMEN

[annori]

“just get over it” idk it’s my first time im kinda nervous….. i’ve never gotten over anything before…….

[drops-of-universe]

“you’re acting crazy” first of all im not acting

[bakwaaas]

I know a lot of ppl hate this idea but I would absolutely love to have separate rooms w my spouse if I was married. like we can sleep in each others beds and probably would a lot of the time but also having your own space exclusively for your things which you can decorate however you want and don’t have to compromise on someone elses wants or worry about their mess and also can decompress there if u do want alone time would be amazing

[saidbyastoner]

Stoner Gossip #3

Eminem joined ISIS

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

[50-shades-of-cloaca]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.