Cap'n McBucklebot

geek of the week. every week.

[patronsaintofgotham]

I'm rooting for all women but especially the fucked up and silly ones

[dogposts]

one of the best haircut videos i have seen (via)

[catchymemes]

There’s just so much to unpack in such a short video. Cats are cute though.

[birf]

the People pleaser in me setting exactly one☝️ boundary

[birf]

That was the wrONG GIF

[birf]

Actually no it still works it’s pretty accurate

[halfrobotchicken]

Only vague? 😥😥😥

I'm reading it again right now 😂

It was a few sleeps ago. Haha.

How is it going the second time around?

[halfrobotchicken]

Did you write 2859?

I have a very vague recollection of doing that, yes.

[paxamericana]

[wholesmememeshub]

Gets to be rather disconcerting to hear people discussing red flags, all the time. So, here are some green flags to consider.

[elalmadelmar]

I gotta say, so much queer intra-community horseshit dropped off my shoulders when I decided to adopt a firm policy that everyone is the expert in their own identity, the single most knowledgeable person about what it's like to live life in their own skin, and that if someone describes their experience in ways I find contradictory or paradoxical I should do them the courtesy of presuming that they are striving to express something very specific and nuanced, rather than leaping to the conclusion that they're just dumb and using words wrong.

Sure, there are some combinations of identity terms that I look at and go "hmm, I don't get how that works." I'm still a human being. But there's a big difference between not getting how something works versus insisting that it doesn't.

[blaqpanther]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

(via)

[autisticexpression]

Why mentos???

[bisexual-bifurcations]

Because it's the Fresh Maker

[saathiray]

This truly was made for people old enough to remember these references

[kiramartinauthor]

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

[gjdraws]

[silentauroriamthereal]

I don’t know who wrote this or why, but this writing is just *chef’s kiss*

**Editing to add: I now know that this was said by Lindy West in her book The Witches are Coming. Good to know! 

[loveismyrevolution]

This is gold!!!

[katedrawscomics]

“toot the bad cone” will never not be funny to me

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

[que-mint-tea]

in my experience it goes something like..

[fruityfinnegan]

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[iratetreasure-deactivated202310]

[triskeleaficionado]

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

[the-wanton-housewife]

These are so good.

[dduane]

Absolutely stellar. 

[english-history-trip]

It's actually called The Style Invitational, and my mom runs it. Ran it. They canceled it last week with no warning after almost 30 years. Feel free to write the Post and tell them Bezos is shit!

[mothcub]

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.