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i pray every night that you don’t go straight to hell. // ind. priv. sel. emily asher ofbeautiful creatures. penned by hales. dash only & low activity.

#ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ. self promos

halfvampyr-blog

ind. priv. sel. renesmee carlie cullen of stephenie meyer’s the twilight saga. headcanon-based and canon divergent. penned by hales. // credit.

#halfvampyr #ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ. self promos

twofacetoo

So Tumblr is now auto-reblogging adverts onto my dash

dragetunge

ladydragon76‌:

sleeptalker-ad‌:

twofacetoo‌:

If you see them, tell me and I’ll delete them. I don’t condone that shit

I was wondering why the fuck you reblogged something about shampoo. yeah, same here. if you see adverts on my dash, let me know ASAP

I have adblocker and see NO ads, so if I reblog an ad, it wasn’t me, please let me know and LINK me, cuz I’ll never see it otherwise.

#queue #merveiilles

rpmemestbh

Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

#ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ. ask meme

divescustos‌:

A SOFT CHUCKLE FELL FROM his lips, his head shaking slightly. But his expression was fond, and he could never bring himself to tell her ‘no’ for such an innocent request.

“I would have thought you’d be sick of it by now,” he replied, settling down beside her.

❝ how could i ever be tired of it? it’s so romantic. ❞ she says, dreamy smile on her lips. she’d been asking for the story at least once a week since she could speak, so much so that she could probably tell the story herself.

#ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ʟɪꜱᴛ. edward cullen #divescustos

prlman‌:

“ AND WHAT’S THE WEIRDEST? And are you sure it’s not your family? ” But there’s a teasing expression on his face, considering he actually likes her and the people she’s related to. “ Sparkling in the sun seems a little unique. ”

❝ unique, yes, but then again... turning into a bat would be unique, too. ❞ she says, humming as she flipped a page in the book she was reading. she was so intrigued by the different types of vampires.

#ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ʟɪsᴛ. elio perlman #prlman

❝ WILL YOU PLEASE tell me the story of how you and momma met, again? ❞ she asks, eyes wide. she’s always loved their love story. // @divescustos

#ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ʟɪꜱᴛ. edward cullen #divescustos #ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ. closed starter

❝ DID YOU KNOW there are dozens of types of vampires in human media? it’s fascinating. ❞ she says, flipping through a book of mythological creatures, smirking at the idea that she’s mythological. // @prlman

#ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ʟɪsᴛ. elio perlman #prlman #ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ. closed starter

click the heart for a starter!

#xᴋʀɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ꜱᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ·ꜱ ᴡɪғᴇ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ. ooc

roastsalive‌:

warren already knows he’s going down in history ——— & for something he didn’t even have anything to do with. if he had any say ? ANONYMITY, PLEASE ! ❛ —- no, not really. especially ‘cause it obviously doesn’t want to be found. ❜

❝ OH, come on! it’ll be fun! ❞ she isn’t used to not getting her way, and that much is evident by the whine her words take on. besides, wasn’t the fun of finding bigfoot that he didn’t want to be found? to capture footage of the bigfoot.

#ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ʟɪsᴛ. warren peace #roastsalive

televampyr‌:

❛ weirdness follows me wherever i go, weirdness seems to know me even better than I seem to know myself. am i really keeping time or is it only keeping me instead ??? ❜

@halfvampyr / 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋．

❝ i think weirdness just runs in the family. ❞ she says after a moment. ❝ you can’t be normal in a house full of vampires. ❞

#ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ʟɪꜱᴛ. edward cullen #televampyr

roastsalive‌:

❛ —- no. ❜ an answer to her question, or the idea ? UNCLEAR. brow raises, expression unchanged. ❛ why ? ❜

❝ BECAUSE, we’d go down in history if we found bigfoot. don’t you want to be remembered? for something cool, like finding a near-mythical creature? ❞ she says, as if it’s the most obvious answer in the world.

#roastsalive #ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ʟɪsᴛ. warren peace

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ind. priv. sel. renesmee carlie cullen of stephenie meyer’s the twilight saga. headcanon-based and canon divergent. penned by hales. // credit.

#ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ. self promos

neptunememes

IT’S SO FLUFFY! // sentence starters

a request by an anon, asking for something fluffy! as per usual feel free to change pronouns & word orders to make the following sentences more suitable for rp!

“ hey… lie down with me. ” “ I’m not tickilish—- DON’T YOU DARE. ” “ then she said—- what are you smiling about? ” “ Out of all the idiots in this world, I love you the most. ” “ Your heart is mine! ” “ I’d go to the store on black friday to get your soul if you ever lost it. ” “ we should get a puppy. or a kitten. ” “ your mom called! your parents have invited us out to lunch. ” “ can you roll over? you’re crushing me! ” “ I know we’ve been together for a long time but, do you still like-like me? ” “ asking for a friend but, would you go a date with me— I mean with my friend? ” “ ___ we’ve been dating for a year? ” “ If I asked, would you let me braid your hair? ” “ You’re my kink. ” “ I could look at you forever, even if you had lettuce in your teeth and garlic breath. ” “ Babe, for you, I’d do anything— except give up vine compilations. ” “ I often think about you in the middle of the night. your snoring keeps me awake. ” “ I could stay like this forever … I need to pee. ” “ Get back on this sofa and spoon me this instant!! ” “ You want a piggie back? You’re looking pretty tired. ” “ I could lift you up dirty dancing style no problem! wanna try? ” “ I couldn’t think of a better person to be judging other people with. ” “ I was this close to buying a puppy today. ” “ This is your breakfast! Breakfast in bed? ”

#ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ. ask meme

roastsalive‌:

❛ . . . what are you doing ? ❜

@halfvampyr !

❝ did you know there have been bigfoot sightings around here? ❞ she asks, looking up from the google results she’d been reading. ❝ like, in those very woods, right over there. we should go find him. ❞

#ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ʟɪsᴛ. warren peace #roastsalive