Ashes of Eden

Hi! I go by Ashes! Mostly posting Linked Universe stuff now a days. I write LU fics, so send me a prompt if you want!

[halfway-through-insanity]

Welcome!

I was not expecting to have so many people interract with this blog so much! I guess an introduction is better late than never!!

You can call me Ashes! I've been on this hellsite since the dark days, but now a days I find myself as a Linked Universe blog! I've been on writing hiatus for a couple years, so I'm slowly getting this blog back to where I want it to be.

You can find my fics on ao3, but of course I also post them here under the tag #ashes writes.

I do have a full time job and classes, so if you do want to submit a fic request, keep in mind it may not be fulfilled in a timely manner, but I will try! Writing and tending to this blog is something I do in the small windows of free time I have, so I will be taking things at my pace.

We are here to appreciate jojo's brilliant work and the fan works that are inspired by it, therefore this is a positive and safe space. Any and all negativity or harassment toward myself or anyone else will not be tolerated.

Regardless, feel free to stop by and chat! I appreciate all your lovely feedback, so don't be shy!

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[weyounbathwater]

HOES?

[edgebug]

The hoes aren’t here yet kings go back to sleep

[weyounbathwater]

oh okay

[dumbasssdoodles]

[ricketybonez]

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

[runela9]

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

[spoonwizardd]

a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

[mangoofthesea]

Reasons for watching a new show:

Good reviews ❎

Societally popular❎

Been on my watch list for 75 years❎

5 people on my dash have been blogging about it for a couple days and I’ve read several meta posts about it that I want to actually understand ✔️✔️✔️✔️

[runby2]

If you ever need reassurance that you’re smart I’ll share the fact I found out rice isn’t a noodle and it’s actually a plant literally last year

[runby2]

Just to be clear I’m incredibly smart and I’m not selling myself short this just wasnt my best hot boy moment

[robin-the-robo]

Hey, I have a question. What are noodles made out of?

[runby2]

I was under the assumption that it was boiled bread.

[scribblesugar]

Why would anyone boil bread that isn't bagels and why did I have to be punched in the guts twice by these revelations

[runby2]

Why are you boiling your bagels

[runby2]

Today I learned from 10 people that you make bagels by boiling them

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

you what

[chihuahualovr]

You what

[dicksmasher]

[greenreticule]

[id: aggressive red all-caps text saying “THIS POST IS ABOUT KNUCKLES. DO NOT DERAIL”, flanked by pictures of the Sonic character Knuckles. end id]

[runby2]

thanks for adding the id but what the fuck

[anxietyproblem]

[pochowek]

Kids will chase each other and make the kinda sounds you'd make if you were being gutted and skinned alive for fun

[lydiogames]

[lydiogames]

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

[aleshakills]

How did they find the worst audio ever made

[trans-mouse]

Yknow, I watched this without sound. And I saw "I hate you" as a reply, and assumed something awful happened at the end of the video. And then I scrolled down a bit further, and went back up, listened to the audio and I gotta say. I agree with found-sheep.

[ottermatopoeia]

Watching this without volume and then turning it on is like a sucker punch

[lurker-no-more]

🤠🤠🤠🤠

(Link)

[lycanium]

I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds. 

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition 

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

[ajani]

I miss traditional 2D animation… 3D CGI doesn’t get you masterworks like this

[rolodextra]

[wayneradiotv]

aw fuck i activated stinky keys

[kushblazer666]

[mn12platform]

[ashstfu]

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class

[emmeekay]

This and the teachers' complaint always being "she's a bit quiet, I know she can do the work but it would be nice if she could contribute more to the class"