Jessy

Hello, my name is Jessica but you can call me Jessy. I mostly post what I think is funny and shows that I like.

[oneheadtoanother]

[sab3rtooth]

kind of love that the entire internet is under the impression that tumblr is dead. it’s like being part of a secret society

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[baconscola]

light "if someone tries to read my diary i will set my drawer on fire" yagami

[captainwarbuckle]

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

[orangechickenpillow]

[lyrslair]

[orcboxer]

having someone do "I think coolsville sucks" to you always feels so surreal. always feels like trolling. probably is

[totallynotgayforyou]

I can't belive you would say this

[orcboxer]

[mmilhouse]

i think i will get lucky and find $10,000 in cash today

[catchymemes]

[cpericardium]

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[downtothemarrow]

my hobbies include watching the trees sway in the wind, drinking warm beverages, walking to places, yearning,

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

Ohhhh you don't even knowww baby barn owl gif variations

[iliketobeirl]

back posture reveal

[teaboot]

Layering my Short Skirt, Long Jacket (CAKE) over my White Tee (CORPSE) and Blue Jeans (Lana Del Ray) Knee Socks (Arctic Monkeys) and Blue Suede Shoes (Elvis) and then putting on my Raspberry Beret (Prince) before I head out to the Bard Olympics where I am disqualified for performance-enhancing power buffs. On my way home I am cast as a sassy but cute side character in an early 2010's Disney Channel original series. I look fresh as hell

[teaboot]

Haters Call Me Bitch Tits The Clown

[dor-min]

I guess that makes you a Sharp Dressed Man (ZZ Top)

[teaboot]

*finger guns*

[caffstrink]

Word