Jessy

Hello, my name is Jessica but you can call me Jessy. I mostly post what I think is funny and shows that I like.

[gracefree]

Hyena Pup by send2prashant_mali

[stranglerfigpudding]

[wolfie-barks]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[kosmogrl]

[glutko]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[thedeliaishere]

skyrim bandit: victory or sovngarde!

me: im gonna be real with you. your ass isnt going there

[8one6]

Look, if you didn't want your soul harvested to make one of a thousand enchanted daggers that I'm just using to practice until I get my skill high enough to make what I'm actually going to use then you shouldn't have turned to a life of banditry.

[perkwunos]

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

[bigfuckingcrab]

[theotherwesley]

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

after my last concussion I had this weird thing for a few weeks where I like, didn't want to get hurt? like if I thought I might get hurt doing something that made me not want to do it. has anyone else ever experienced this?

[neatlymanifolded]

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sanitymakesposts]

That's grinslop. You're only smiling because you're happy.

[2colde]

the implication of saying hi

[berdymane]

Saying hi ending explained

[randomalistic]

I’m obsessed with final forms. THE SYMBOLISM OF YOUR ACTIONS/PERSONALITY HAS BECOME A PART OF YOUR PHYSICAL SELF. ( AND NOW YOURE A MONSTER.)

[randomalistic]

[scout90-again]

EXCUSE ME

FALIN KEEPS HER EYES CLOSED BECAUSE SHES NEARSIGHTED BUT WHEN SHE BECOMES A CHIMERA SHE OPENS HER EYES

[gotouhitori]

So somewhere else, it's mentioned that one of the things Marcille was researching at the magic school was new kinds of healing magic. So looking at the whole thing from a certain angle, she's invented the world's least efficient corrective eye surgery.

[teaboot]

I'm going to start a game show where I play songs the contestants have never heard before in a huge room with bad acoustics and they have to guess what the lyrics are

[teaboot]

Mall Cafeteria: Yoonotugudubegowin Hobububuduhabusah / Gubudubudubugee Guddubagudduhgoin / Im done hidinow I'm shinin like a bubaubee / Peecesobidah ! / I'm so bryduh / ba du wannuh / reeEEEEEEEEEEE

Me, sobbing: please just tell me what you want

[teaboot]

Intercom: Sonubuhuguduhbawheeeeenin Sonny gonnabe beezin / tonight [...] Pubugusweenin,,, tonight [...] Never felt this way before withaynyone / Baby /Guzzabunawuningadada fEEwan / tunnite

Me: ...Harry Styles?

Intetcom: TUNNITE

[teaboot]

Intercom: AYEboduh,BRYgoduh,WHYdumunuhRAYbee GUYbroduh,DIEbroguh,,FIEfuguhPAYbee AYEbpridufunubuhaguhduhRAYFWEEEEEEEEEE

Me: Ariana baby I know that's you in there. Give me your hand. I can get you out