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#1 halbarryolliedinah stan i love you little gay people in my phone <3

[halitis]

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basic info about me: my name is hal and i'm 21. i promise i dont bite!

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my dorky little dc website! feel free to check out (or don't. it's a free world). it's a collection of comics and information on characters that i have all personally written myself

The DC Mindmap

This is a labour of love produced by Tumblr user @halitis for a university project. It is a on-going collection of comic stories and comic r

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[halitis]

never let anyone tell you that university is just like high school because my teachers would have never told me to write about the frog king as a metaphor for disability. some of my classmates are turning it into gay sex. i love the humanities

[phleb0tomist]

he would not fucking say that, but with disability.. he would not fucking be able bodied. sick n tired of characters walking away from multiple life changing injuries without a scratch. let’s get some natural consequences in here.

give that knife/sword fight survivor nerve damage. give the character who was shot in the gut a stoma. give that fire survivor lung damage and an oxygen cannula. give that leg injury survivor a cane. give that starvation survivor gastroparesis. give that spinal injury survivor a manual chair or powerchair.

while we’re at it, give your characters congenital disabilities too, just because. give them intellectual and development disabilities. give them acquired and postviral illnesses. dare to make somebody bedbound. for me.

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[bigcheesehotsingles]

fuck off luigi

[pavizi]

i dont know

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riddlerquest

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riddlerquest

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harley/ivy design brainstorming

[somethingsweet-apeachtree]

trans person: im trans

society: ok

your gay friend that you try to ignore: and then they sent him to space AGAINST HIS WILL and he was screaming crying and throwing up because HE WANTS TO LIVE!!! but it's all good because he met a rock alien and fell in love with him

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Explain.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[identitty-dickruption]

every time I see someone from outside australia (or inside australia tbh) say “everything in australia wants to kill you lol” I want to scream. you are buying into colonial narratives! you are reinforcing the construction of the “aussie battler”! you are ignoring the way first nations people have lived with the land for centuries! you are participating in the homogenisation of australia in your belief that this is a land that needs to be tamed! shut up shut up shut up

[halitis]

the audacity for spotify to show me this in the first place, and the even bolder stance to have a straight couple in the picture. are you on crack.

[skweebs]

Made this guy from my favorite Gerard Donelan comic

[grimalditeuthis]

(doubling over falling to the floor starting to cough up blood) the character.............. (crawling around on the floor) she's so.......

[grimalditeuthis]

YOU DONT GET IT. SHE (remembers that this is a brand new episode and it would be impolite to spoil plot details) actually. nothing happened.and i dont even care. stands up perfectly straight crosses my arms and looks away nonchalantly