bitch ass Horny posting

guy | he/they | this account used to be vent posts now i just post about my beautiful wonderful boyfriend the light of my life

[mewvore]

heres a reminder to go masturbate instead of engaging in that incendiary argument going on on your social media feed

[deirdreskye]

It's very interesting to me that a gigantic minotaur is fucking me vigorously. I'm observing the situation as it plays out from a detached academic perspective.

[spicymancer]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[cottoncandyramen-deactivated202]

i liek time loops. i think it would be nice. repetition. a routine. u know every possibility of what happens from here. u've tried every possibility. there's nothing to surprise u. ur omniscient. ur just not free.

[official-time-loop-posts]

Official Time Loop Post

[cherrystonefemme]

An offering to lesbian tumblr. Now stop reblogging that creepy ai to my dash

[hallmarkchrismasmovie]

[ryebreadgf]

favorite tweets

[vee-dmsr]

[dogboyrealness]

i think it would be really hot to just be treated as like a test subject. fully restrain me and start playing with my tdick just to see how i react. the only reason i’d cum is just so you can see what it looks like, not for my pleasure. i wanna be toyed with and experimented on. also maybe you’d have latex gloves on

[lesbianboyfriend69-deactivated2]

big spoon groping little spoon in their sleep. you agree. reblog.

[snippit-crickit]

i made this exactly one year ago and i still think the idea for it is good

it can happen to you every moment PSA please dont rotate 2d creatures

[sharkgirltights]

[desirestruck-deactivated2024103]

fucking nerd *almost passes out from horniness*

[girlyaoiii]

boys squirting. you agree.

[girlyaoiii]

none needed brother

[girlballs-archive]

put that twink in a skirt and crop top that doesn't fully cover his tits and jack him off in public wednesday

[girlballs-archive]

its a government holiday in every country btw so you have to.

[nerdy-mlm]

hairy chests. you agree. reblog

[mlm-blues]

“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here