"Yes Yes well now you're back, you see,

And we can get on with our Frabjous Day!" .. 《Juice ♡They/Them♡27》

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 19

Poseidon (Epic the Musical)

Danny Motta (YouTube)

Remaining time: 2 days 21 hours

Poseidon art is by @neal-illustrator

[hallowjuice]

THIS ISNT EVEN FAIRRR. How is he supposed to beat a sea god 😭

[lebeach847]

i love drawing characters in dumbass tshirts

[welcometohellfilm]

drew the lads in some fun alternate outfits! I'm gonna try to get back into posting art and doing random illustrations. These are, for the most part, based on clothes I actually wore in the early 2000s, haha.

[welcometohellfilm]

Addin KEYCHAINS to my Bigcartel shop soon!

[uss-emberprise]

[bugwolfsstuff]

I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

[specters]

hi this is so funny to me

[specters]

literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of it all… 

[s-u-w-i]

random Jane and Lizzy Bennet, been listening to Pride & Prejudice again

inspired by these two scenes -

1. “I am certainly the most fortunate creature that ever existed!” cried Jane. “Oh, Lizzy, why am I thus singled from my family, and blessed above them all? If I could but see you as happy! If there were but such another man for you!”

“If you were to give me forty such men I never could be so happy as you. Till I have your disposition, your goodness, I never can have your happiness. No, no, let me shift for myself; and, perhaps, if I have very good luck, I may meet with another Mr. Collins in time.”

2. “Now,” said she, “that this first meeting is over, I feel perfectly easy. I know my own strength, and I shall never be embarrassed again by his coming. I am glad he dines here on Tuesday. It will then be publicly seen, that on both sides we meet only as common and indifferent acquaintance.”

“Yes, very indifferent, indeed,” said Elizabeth, laughingly. “Oh, Jane! take care.”

“My dear Lizzy, you cannot think me so weak as to be in danger now.”

“I think you are in very great danger of making him as much in love with you as ever.”

[detectivebrony]

Fuck it. Utahraptor Big Bird.

[saint-batrick]

OP, how beefy are your neck muscles to hold up that giant fucking brain of yours? this is AMAZING.

[bewareofkylie]

So, how do we think Margaret and Helen would react to Alice getting engaged with Tarrant? 👀✨ Literally one of my favorite parts of any Tarrice fic, the possibilities are endless lol

If anyone's got any fave Tarrice fics, definitely share it with me (I've already read a good chunk of what's on Ao3, but still would be happy for the rec regardless! 🩷) OR lemme know if you want Tarrice fic recs!

[relelvance]

A woman's place is on the battlefield

[vympr]

so you think women should die

[duncebento]

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

[vympr]

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

[tooquirkytolose]

Actually I love the two throuples in Sense8 because one is Kala in love with her husband Rajan but also kinda cheating on him emotionally (and then sexually) with her boyfriend Wolfgang that she's mentally linked with and then when Rajan finally meets his wife's boyfriend his reaction is

And then Lito,Hernando and Dani doing this

[fatrainbowcat]

It’s actually really important to me that people know that this is canon. Like, it sounds like shipping nonsense and exaggeration and fun memeing but it’s not. These are canon ships, and this is literally what happened. Sense8 fucking NO ONE did it like you baby

[mrdespondency]

dance dance dance, senora! 🪲🖤

[desinteresse]

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

[desinteresse]

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

[desinteresse]

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

[mosssreblogs]

for those lacking certain "adulting" skills, especially things around the house, check out:

mom, how do i...?

and dad, how do i...?

^ there are tons of other resources but these two will teach you some personal hygiene, home or apartment repairs, easy recipes and basic cleaning techniques, even how to schedule doctor's appointments

if youre a renter i cannot recommend the trans handyma'am enough, mercury is a lifesaver, and her channel and accounts are always accepting new questions

there are so many resources, a lot that you dont have to even ask for, just know how to look 🩷 much love

[meagancandraw]

Imagine if Caine gets brought back as a baby

[vergolophus-archive]

More of the Heartful AU as I've been dubbing it, pretty much an entire potential character and redemption arc for Caine where he's brought back from being deleted and he's no longer in charge of, well, anything really except for his own actions.

And it begins with Pomni sucker punching a heart she conjured into his chest. (Though no one except for really Kinger knows that it's nothing more than a placebo)

When the humans are building a world for themselves in the ruins of another, he has to build himself up from nothing. He wasn't coded to be empathetic or genuine, or to even love himself... But doesn't stop him from learning how to.

[xuxmo]

artdump

[cherishedwifey]

an under-appreciated view.