R.M. Renfield

21 he/they DID system

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[frolysium]

[dear-julien]

Primadonna worm all i ever wanted was to squirm

[segamascott]

[angujasblog]

[amethystroselily]

Better Call Saul is such a good prequel, because Nacho Varga is retroactively haunting the fuck out of the narrative of Breaking Bad despite only being offhandedly mentioned once. Basically every major plot point that isn’t just Walter’s midlife crisis can be traced back to him. Like, Domingo’s whole everything in season 1, Walter and Jesse even meeting Saul in the first place (Jesse knew Saul through Emilio who probably was introduced to him by Domingo, who knew him because of Nacho), them getting involved with gus (Mike knows gus because he got involved with the Salamancas through Nacho) (and Saul only got deeply involved enough with the underworld and Mike bc Nacho introduced him to Lalo), some of Mike’s character motivations (especially in regards to Jesse), hell even Walt witnessing the raid in episode one (Domingo is Hank’s snitch, bc nacho got saul to be his lawyer), and probably some other stuff too but I just started season 6.

[segamascott]

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[miquellakind]

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

[scribledon]

Boy idk how to caption

[thesquireofcheddar]

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

[evenibal]

lalo can’t handle allat

[f1zzypop]

“gay divorce rate is higher than heterosexual divorce rate” factoid is actually just statistical error. gay divorce rate is not higher. Elias and Peter, who get approximately 28 divorces a year, are outliers and should not have been counted

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[cryinglawstudent]

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

[valtsv]

i like the part of a hyperfixation where you briefly forget that you're a bad person