Jaune, waiting at the airport for his wife.
Blake: "Hun? I told you you didn't have to pick me up."
Jaune: "Yeah, but I know Kali would have tons of souvenirs for you to bring back for Ochre and me."
Blake: "Oh I see, you're just here for the presents!"
Jaune: "That... and some of those catnip kisses~"
Blake: "Stop it, It was only a three-day weekend."
Jaune: *peppering kisses along her jawline* "And we're gonna make up for all of that lost time later~. But for now, let me take some of this off your hands."
Blake: "What did I ever do to deserve you two in my life?"
Jaune: "Probably the exact same thing you're gonna do to me tonight-"
Jaune: *laughing* "Speaking of, Ochre and I have a surprise for you waiting in the livingroom."
Blake: "...*gasp* the deep-cushion, book-nook, plush loveseat that kept selling out?"
Jaune: "Yup! Just finished assembling it before heading over."
Blake: "How did you even find-! ...you just finished it?"
Blake: "And came straight here?"
Blake: "Hun. Did you throw away the box before leaving?"
Jaune: "Uh, no? I was gonna leave it in the livingroom for a few days, like a normal person."
Blake: "Oh my gosh, we have to get home! Our daughter's in grave danger!"
Jaune: "Blake, she's almost 14, she can be left alone for 30 minutes, plus she's OUR daughter."
Blake: "That only guarantees my fears!"
Blake: *Bursts through the door* "OCHRE?! SWEETIE?!"
Jaune: "... you know what? Your side of the family is taking this one, that is 100% YOUR daughter."
My idea of a Knightshade kid:
Calico cat Faunus, sweetheart, attractive, but huge derpy cat vibes. A precious bimbo/himbo.
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