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Fulgrim: Condoms are not biodegradable. If you care about the planet, then have unprotected sex!

Mortarion: Stds and babies are also not biodegradable.

Konrad: B̴͇̠̿̂̓a̴̯̼̓̿͗b̵̥͔͓̄͒̓í̸̢̘e̵̗̠̍s̵̨͗ a̵͇͚̍̍͝ͅr̸̼͉̆e̴̼̿͌̋ a̶̧̭̣͂͝͝b̸̧̲͊́s̸͎̈́͂o̴̤̙̦̍́l̶̟̈́̅ū̸̫͜t̶̥̔͌̅ȅ̴̼͕͍̂l̶͓̊y̸̢̅͊̄ ̷̟̕b̷̠̽̀i̷̝̰͊͘o̶̦̞̍̓d̵͖͎͒ę̴͓͌̎͝g̸͚̅r̴̈́ͅa̵̦͓̿̓d̶͉̀̇a̵̲͒̌̀b̶̲̝̉̾̄l̷̨̞̺̈́͒ȅ̸̡̝͆

penny-anna

star wars headcanon time:

- so mon mothma (based on the ep3 deleted scenes) knew Padme pretty well. and consequently TOTALLY clocked that she was pregnant. she knew. a bunch of senators knew. they never said anything because they respected her privacy.

- however padme was good at keeping her Secret Affairs under wraps so mon mothma had no idea who the father was. she never guessed it might be anakin bcos everyone knows Jedi don’t do stuff like that.

- padme dies suddenly & mysteriously. shortly thereafter bail organa and his wife announce that they’ve adopted a baby girl.

- at the time mon mothma does not think much of this BUT later as leia gets older she begins to resemble padme more and more in both looks & personality and mon mothma is like. hmmm.

- so she draws the natural conclusion.

- padme was having an affair with bail organa! and when she died in childbirth bail quietly ‘adopted’ the baby to avoid the scandal.

- mon mothma elects not to say anything about this because it’s not really her business and also the past is the past and padme has been. dead for several years at this point and she doesn’t feel like opening that wound back up.

- instead she just, takes leia under her wing.

- anyway! later when a kid w the last name Skywalker who says his dad was a jedi shows up to join the rebellion she’s like. hm.

- she didn’t know anakin well but at the very least she knew OF him and they like, probably met

- so she figures anakin must have fathered a child while he was travelling the galaxy during the clone wars. she never really liked anakin so she’s just like ‘hm guess he was a deadbeat dad. can’t say I’m surprised.’

- she is not aware however that Anakin became Darth Vader so she doesn’t really feel the need to say anything to luke about this. as far as she’s aware luke already knows the truth about his parentage. at most she might be like ‘hey I knew your dad a bit, he was a good jedi & a war hero’.

- so as far as mon mothma is concerned, anakin skywalker’s son and padme amidala’s daughter are both fighting for the rebellion. the fact that they’re the same age is just kind of a coincidence. tatooine uses a different calendar from most planets so she never notices that they literally have the same birthday.

- anyway later Leia is like ‘so guess what! luke is my long-lost brother. isn’t that wild?’

- and mon mothma is like

………………….’PADME WAS BANGING ANAKIN SKYWALKER????’

(leia: not what I expected you to take from that but. yeah I guess she was.)

penny-anna

Mon Mothma: Leia I’m so sorry for that outburst, it was completely inappropriate. Anakin Skywalker was a good jedi and my personal dislike for him doesn’t make him any less of a hero-

Leia: he was Darth Vader.

Mon Mothma: ……….

Mon Mothma: MOTHERFUCKER-

Leia: yeah I’m not too happy about it either

knightposting-archived

Warlocks: Warrior scholars who use weaponized curiosity and raw magical power to decimate the enemies of humanity. They will stare in to the unblinking void without fear, they will reach to the sky and rain flame down on their enemies, they will balance the fury of a storm against their own unshakable will

Also Warlocks: “What if I ate my grenade?”

I beat Knightfall in Battlefront 2 Classic and goddamn I forgot how fucking good the Trooper's rifle is against those light-dildo wielding fucks.

#star wars #battlefront ii #star wars battlefront 2 #battlefront2 #jedi #gaming #game #501stlegion

cynderrfall

You know how short people like to stand on chairs to feel tall? Same energy with Obi Wan and the high ground.

spectral-musette

Do you ever think about how Obi-Wan is like a Disney prince? Every animal loves him and hes so good with them, he practically attracts them. It's cute at first but when they try to ambush a seppie outpost, it can get kind of annoying. :D

“Sir, may I ask…”

“They’re Blurrg hatchlings, Cody.”

“What are they doing here, sir?”

“I would venture to say that they’re sleeping.”

“You know what I meant, sir.”

“The clutch of eggs must’ve been left behind when the village was abandoned. I happened to be present when these little ones were hatching, and…”

“Are you saying they think you’re their mother?”

“That’s about the size of it, Cody.”

“You…are not their mother, General.”

“You know that, and I know that –“

“Do you, sir?”

“But the hatchlings don’t know that. They’re only babies, I couldn’t leave them to fend for themselves.”

“Sir, they’re huge ferocious lizards.”

“Not yet. Furthermore, Blurrgs are valuable livestock animals for the local population. The least we can do is take them to the refugee camp.”

“With respect sir, if you bring those things aboard the troop transport, the men are going to defect to the CIS.”

“Must you be so dramatic, Cody?”

“…Excuse me, sir?”

suwatjanee-02

My dad said he finds my attraction to clones (specifically Wolffe) “DISTURBING”

I feel so attacked. 🤣

My sister also added in that all clones are the same so I shouldn’t find some more attractive than others and all I have to say is:

jate-kara

Yeah, okay, the ‘Rex resisted the chip and Cody just started blasting’ thing is a joke and all, but it’s important to remember that Rex was the only living clone not in a stasis pod that had any knowledge of the chip’s true purpose.

Cody had no idea that it existed, and therefore had no way to recognize what was happening when his free will started slipping away and the chip’s programming started to take over. I’m sure he and all the other clones were terrified and fighting it with all of their might, but they were doing so without a clear concept of what, exactly, they were trying to overcome. They could panic and struggle and scream all they wanted, but in the end, they had no more choice than Rex ultimately did.

Cody wasn’t weaker than Rex for ordering his men to fire on Kenobi. Obi-Wan didn’t mean less to Cody.

The chips took away their free will - and therefore their capacity to choose. That’s how it works. It wasn’t a matter of ‘who loved their Jedi more.’

thatforestprince

im workin a fallout/metro crossover rn and its basically just

artyom: sees a cat for the first time

artyom, processing: ……….

artyom, five minutes later:

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Konrad: You know, I almost can't believe it, but Sanguinius' room is actually pretty normal.

Horus: What did you expect?

Konrad: I don't know. A nest.

incorrect-primarchs-quotes

@flunkyofmalcador Then I should expand my knowledge of fictions to other ratings other than the explicit ones. Thanks for telling me, I'll look for them.