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pissvortex

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

general-zurgane

GHHGHGDDGHHHHGFD

general-zurgane

wHERE TH FUCK IM I

saejima-nyan04

we all had a pjackk dead wife flashback today

homeboygirl

i just tried to use 2030 as an example of some distant far off year of the future.

>4 years

3liza

why is pjackk back unbanned?

💬 1 🔁 0 ❤️ 60 · reference post about the "phantom report bug" · this post is not rebloggable because i need to be able to update it and ed

^^^ i spent all night and yesterday compiling information about a "phantom report bug", where people are getting emails from tumblr support about TOS reports they did not file. pjackk was banned off one of these phantom reports, i told tumblr support about it, and now he's unbanned. i think @garaks-padded-bra was also banned erroneously off a phantom report, so hopefully that will get reversed soon as well

PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL FOR PHANTOM REPORT EMAILS. if you spot any, even if theyre old, tell me about them so i can add them to the list (linked above), and report them to tumblr support. POLITELY. tumblr support wants to fix this.

3liza

PJACKK BANNED/DEACTIVATED AGAIN. I HAVE NO INFORMATION ABOUT THIS

contemptible-scoundrel

The battleboarders tell a story.

The great Pecking Order was shattered.

In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between.

Now, Queen Midika the Leternal is nowhere to be found,

and in the Night of the Black Knives, Fraudwyn the Folden was the first to be no-diffed.

Soon, Midika's offspring, low-tiers all, claimed the shards of the Pecking Order.

The mad taint of their newfound feats triggered the Shattering.

A war from which no GOAT arose.

A fraud-off leading to abandonment by the Agenda.

Arise now, ye Tarnished.

Ye jobbers, who yet sweep.

The call of long-lost prep time speaks to us all.

Lowtier Lose, victim of the fraudlands.

The ever-disrespected Foldmask.

Fia, the Respect Thread Companion.

The loathsome Bum Eater.

And Sir Mideon Nodiffnir, the prep-merchant.

And one other. Whom the Agenda would again glaze.

A Tarnished of no feats.

Cross the fog, to the Lands Between.

To stand before the Pecking Order.

And solo the verse.

#elden ring

goodgirl-inc

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

zeitghost

hungwy

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

pjackk

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

sanjipussyindulgence

vyvilha

i like when people say that the universality of campbell's hero's journey only applies to western mythology/folklore. brother, i am going to hold your hand when i say this... it doesn't apply there too

vyvilha

wonderful things are happening in my mentions

ask-pacman

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

digitalmyyth

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

3liza

why is pjackk back unbanned?

💬 1 🔁 0 ❤️ 60 · reference post about the "phantom report bug" · this post is not rebloggable because i need to be able to update it and ed

^^^ i spent all night and yesterday compiling information about a "phantom report bug", where people are getting emails from tumblr support about TOS reports they did not file. pjackk was banned off one of these phantom reports, i told tumblr support about it, and now he's unbanned. i think @garaks-padded-bra was also banned erroneously off a phantom report, so hopefully that will get reversed soon as well

PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL FOR PHANTOM REPORT EMAILS. if you spot any, even if theyre old, tell me about them so i can add them to the list (linked above), and report them to tumblr support. POLITELY. tumblr support wants to fix this.