Keep Austin Weird

I'm Zach. I'm from Chicago and am currently attending The University of Texas at Austin. I reblog anything funny or relatable and I try my best to be funny but often fail miserably. I'm a sucker for landscape photos. I usually reblog from the same people and those are the people you should follow as well. I reblog, a LOT. I'm very serious about that last sentence. Enjoy.

[thejadeddoula]

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*steps into 2005*

[rudegengar]

nooooooooooo

[hoodiezippo-deactivated20160118]

I did not know this I looked it up and its true you should too

[v-vampires-deactivated20221003]

[autumnleaveshauntedbreeze]

[mtvstyle]

Nicki Minaj teaching the models at Alexander Wang how to do the Anaconda dance is the greatest thing I’ve seen today

[cyberho]

homegirl with them black boots isn’t even trying 

[bewbin]

i hate when people say “you try too hard too be funny” its like i try so hard and get so far and in the end it doesnt even matter 

[officialunitedstates]

this reminds me of what our 16th president linkin said at gettysburg park

[fudnaodigjs-deactivated20140305]

[wakaflockaenchilada-deactivated]

u know he dead

[warchiefsgdfsgdfggdfsgdfsdfsg-d]

where are the relatable posts at?

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

tfw you try and avoid grandma but she’s too fast. She’s so fucking fast. Why is grandma so fast?

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

tall people = the enemy 

[cyberbullys-blog]

can’t even see you hatin from all the way down there

[officialunitedstates]

me:              breaks out the good spaghetti

my friend:    it’s not even noon yet

[wvnderlst]

Dolomites, Italy | John Newton

[officialunitedstates]

there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks.  cops cant stop me.  not this time

[goldenthong-blog]

did you ever stop to think people are reading this sentence in different accents 

[shriekajika-deactivated20140402]

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im feeling really bad tonight so i distracted myself by making a quick spooky tune to lift the mood

[askinnyblackman]

it’s time for my favorite audio post of the spooky season

[deadlysick]

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

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[officialunitedstates]

yes I understand it’s possible for jack bauer to go to the bathroom during only commercial breaks but STATISTICALLY SPEAKING we should have seen him do it at least once by now