i'm satisfied with my care

im not joining your college geek squad tadashi quit askin

[nerdytadashihamada]

You know, sometimes I forget you’re Doogie Howser since you act like such a knucklehead all the time.

Do you really think if I was trying to pull some kind of prank on you I’d talk about it when you’re around? Don’t you think I’m a little smarter than that?

It’s not geek school, Hiro! I’m convinced that if you actually let me take you on a tour sometime, you’d love it. We’re not just learning, we’re—we’re creating and innovating. We’re making the future. Yes, some people that are criminals, since what you’re doing is illegal. Oh, of course, because you know everything there is to know ever.

[hamadahirosix]

Doggie... House Her? I’m guessin’ this is some sorta outdated reference I don’t get, big bro.

Hmm... I dunno Tadashi, are you smarter than that?

Yeah, yeah, okay. Absolutely, you have convinced me. Hey, do you know if Aunt Cass is making wings tonight? I’m starved. By the way, don’t think you’ve made me forget the whole “how to embarrass a 14-year-old” thing. I’m watching you.

[nerdytadashihamada]

What? You wanna—whaaaat? No, no, no, no, no. No. No. You don’t need to see this, little brother. It’s, um, it’s very boring. Very dull. Lots of big words. No pictures. You wouldn’t like it at all, I promise.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize your nefarious activities had a schedule. How rude of me. Yeah, yeah, kiddo. Glad to see you’re really stretching that big noggin of yours.

[hamadahirosix]

Right. Because it’s not like I read engineering textbooks over breakfast or anything. Just admit it, you’re trying to play some sort of embarrassing prank on me. I see right through ya, Tadashi.

This isn’t gonna turn into another one of your “Come to geek school with me Hiro” talks, is it? Because it’s not gonna change my mind. Believe it or not, big bro, some people actually prefer getting to battle robots instead of sitting in a classroom every day listening to old guys tell me stuff I already know.

[nerdytadashihamada]

Are you 14? Wow, what a coincidence! It’s just like all the parenting books said, you really are growing up so fast.

I’m not doing anything, Hiro! I’m….working on a research paper.

….So what are you doing here, anyways? Shouldn’t you be in some seedy back alley gambling away our inheritance?

[hamadahirosix]

Really. Hm. Alright, show me then. It wouldn’t be very scientific of you if you didn’t get an actual 14-year-old to verify your data, right? If you were really writing a paper on 14-year-olds, that is.

No no no no no, you are not turning this around on me, Tadashi. But for your information, they don’t hold bot-fights on Wednesdays. Besides, I’m not losing any of it. Pretty much the opposite in fact - no one can hold a candle to any of my bots.

[nerdytadashihamada]

Planning? Who said anything about planning? I clearly said this is scientific research, little bro. College stuff. You totally wouldn’t understand.

[hamadahirosix]

Unbelievable, bro. You seriously expect me to believe that you, a robotics major, needs to know how to embarrass a 14-year-old which, incidentally, I am, for college? 

Seriously, what are you doing?

[nerdytadashihamada]

So in your expert opinions, what’s the best way to embarrass a 14 year old boy?

I’m asking purely for scientific discovery, of course.

[hamadahirosix]

...What are you planning?

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

Yeah okay nice try just because you can say a bunch of big words and make it seem like you know what you’re doing —

…… 

Oh. Uh huuuh. Not bad. Any chance you know how to fix, hmm I don’t know, an anti gravity chamber? It’s, um, for a friend.

[hamadahirosix]

Heh, you were saying?

Huh, an anti gravity chamber? How'd you get your hands on one of those?! I dunno if I could fix it, but I could take a look at it if you want. 

[witchdelivery-blog]

Did you build that yourself?

What… What is it doing, exactly?

[hamadahirosix]

Yeah, I did! I'm just getting him to do a few fighting moves, as practice. It's for a bot-fight. I've been sneaking out to watch a few recently, and their bots are impressive, but they don't have my secret weapon: microbots! You see how it's all made up of individual parts? Each part is actually a microbot on its own, but you can control them together. It's kind of my own invention, heh.

So I'm pretty sure this little guy can take out the title.

[hamadahirosix]

Alriiiiiight, so I've inserted the neuromorphic chip here, now I just have to calibrate the robot's arm to respond to this command... haha! It's working! I knew this upgrade would help! Go, little buddy, go! Side-kick! Scissor punch! 

Mr Yama won't know what hit him!