I'm ignoring you for time reasons

From the future, you ask? How is that possible? That, is an excellent question.

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

is there a color that means "stop being weirdly evasive all the time also stop eating ALL THE TOASTER WAFFLES" because that's the one i'd send you.

An excellent question buuuut I think the one closest to that would have to be — turquoise? Yeah, that would be close enough.

I am kinda surprised, I thought you were eternally faithful to your fishboy Swammy — Swishy? Whatever, he’s your fish boy toy not mine.

[melodytriton]

I mean, technically I’m a Royal Consort and I’m not like actually in line for any throne, but Princess Mel is a whole lot easier to say.

………Right. Thanks for clearing that up.

Ok but like how is eating sand more reasonable than talking to the class pet?? They’re both weird. Also Swimmy thought the whole class was weird, so like.

If you change anything in this place I’m gonna call the guards so fast so help me Neptune.

What do you mean boring teamwork games? What’s wrong with teamwork games? Lego Batman is the best!

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

So you're Not-Princess Mel, got it. 

Because it's -- see the thing that made it so weird was that you claimed the fish was talking back. And that you still remember the name of the fish. That's weird.

WHAT?? NOYOUCAN'T!! THE PEOPLE WITH THINGS WILL FIND ME!! Come on Mel I know you can't throw me out on the street to be apprehended by people with things! 

...But if you can, that is just harsh. So Harsh.

[melodytriton]

Right. You’re being nice. And I’m the future Queen of Disney.

…….You know what, I don’t doubt for a second that tolerability is your best quality.

I am not a weirdo! If anyone’s a weirdo here, it’s you. You’re being all…jumpy and weirdly cryptic and won’t answer any of my questions. It’s freaking me out, dude. Oh my god, nobody’s ever going to let that die, are they? IT WAS ONE TIME I WAS 9 LITTLE KIDS DO WEIRD THINGS OKAY—ahem.

So you’re seriously sticking around here? Like…on purpose? Um. Okay. Sometimes all the time my cousin and I play video games, I guess???

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

...Aren't you like some kind of Atlantican, Disney princess person somehow or something? Your family tree is complicated. 

I said might be. It's tied with my charm and nice hair.

Yeah um, noooo idea what you're talking about. You know who says cryptic things? The people with things. Stay far away from them. Well, It was the highlight of everyone's fourth grade career. Princess Or Something Melody Triton Of Atlantica Talks To Fish. But like, most kids reasonably weird things like eating sand and stuff... Did you eat sand? Or talk to it? I'm not judging. 

Yeeep, you're welcome. This place is gonna be waaay better once I make some changes. Video games? Is that a challenge? Oookay, but fair warning, I will probably slaughter you. Unless it's one of those boring teamwork games in which case, we need to update your game library.

[melodytriton]

It is so not Spongebob-esque. I don’t even know what that means!

But I do know you’ve been here less than ten minutes and you’re already annoying the fins off of me.

And for the record, my room is supposed to be a stylized beach bungalow.  Heavy on the stylized, thanks to my aunt.

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

Nice, it's nice. I am being nice. You're welcome.

Just doing my job. And simultaneously being awesome. My mom says similar stuff. Just gotta keep moving forward! You'll eventually admit that you tolerate me. I am very tolerable it might even be my best feature. 

Weeell... I guess I see it. I still think Spongebob-esque was a better description but whatever. If you say it's a beach bungalow then I believe you, Weirdo. So, what is there to do around here? Not like you can go speak to your fishie friends when it's this cold. 

[melodytriton]

Did you seriously just barge into my house and start insulting me?

If it smells so bad in here I can always call the guards to escort your annoying butt right out of my house.

What people with what things? What are you even doing here?

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

Um. No -- I said it wasn't bad. It's actually good! Who doesn't love the smell of the bottom floor? Not me, that's for sure. 

Both good questions! Did you decorate this place yourself? It's nice, I like it. Very Spongebob-esque. 

[melodytriton]

that-isanexcellentquestion replied to your post:OKAY — no time to explain but it would reaaally…

Those are good questions! Really great, I’m telling ya. You’re one of a kind — so, can I leave my stuff here?

This has fishy written all over it, Wilbur. I don’t want any of your creepy science experiments in my—oh, well, seeing as you’ve already lEFT ALL YOUR STUFF IN MY ROOM I guess I have no choice do I

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

 Yeah I wasn't gonna say anything but since you mentioned it this place does smell like we're in the dumpster behind a sushu restaurant. I mean, but hey -- that's not so bad! Uhh, pleasedon'tkickmeoutI'mscaredofthepeoplewiththings.

[hamadahirosix]

Heh, you were saying?

Huh, an anti gravity chamber? How’d you get your hands on one of those?! I dunno if I could fix it, but I could take a look at it if you want. 

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

Yep, no gravity, nooo problems. Except when it's not working... 

Let's just say I know a guy. I guess that's okay, unless -- you're not going to steal anything, are you? Because my uncle delivers pizza!

...That was supposed to be more intimidating. Hold on -- because my aunt has a very big train. Imagine being on the other side of that.

[hamadahirosix]

Alriiiiiight, so I’ve inserted the neuromorphic chip here, now I just have to calibrate the robot’s arm to respond to this command… haha! It’s working! I knew this upgrade would help! Go, little buddy, go! Side-kick! Scissor punch! 

Mr Yama won’t know what hit him!

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

Yeah okay nice try just because you can say a bunch of big words and make it seem like you know what you're doing --

...... 

Oh. Uh huuuh. Not bad. Any chance you know how to fix, hmm I don't know, an anti gravity chamber? It's, um, for a friend.

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

Sooooo,

Dad's away, mom's got a concert coming up so she's out at rehearsal pretty much all day. Uncle Art is working today, and Petunia and Fritz took Lazslo and Tallulah to the art show, Gaston is helping out mom and Billy and Uncle Joe went train shopping. Even Gram and Gramps got away to the beach house for the weekend...

This is weird, the house has never been this quiet before... or boring. This is... EXCELLENT!

[ashtonvirus]

[jesperfahey]

[i-n-s-e-n-s-i-v-e-l]

[kimcandoanything]

Sounds like fun! I’ll bring my homework-maybe you can help me with automechanics? 

Mr. Thompson’s on sick leave so they have Mr. Barkin taking over! It’s juuuust as awful as it sounds. 

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

Uhh, yeah. Gooood idea... 

That's rough. To that I guess I would say... keep moving forward! How is life as a quacker going anyway? 

[thelittle-ariel]

Are you a robot…? We are! Althouugh it’s kinda annoying sometimes, with all the responsibilities and stuff. OHH, that makes more sense now I think. Thanks, Agent Wilbur! 

Oooh…. Okay, I could uh, look for this gun thingybob if you want? I’m pretty good at finding things like that.

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

Well, you know what they say ma'am -- keep moving forward. Not a problem, Ms. Triton, just try to be more aware of the situation next time. Enemy spies could use that naivety against you. 

Much appreciated, but we now have our best agent, besides myself, on the case. The blaster will be recovered in no time. However, if you have any mysterious items... HQ will need to attain them immediately for evidence. 

[kimcandoanything]

Enemy spies? Ugh the worst. 

Ok well after I drop the gun off and go to practice do you want to hang out? I have a ton of homework but none of it’s that hard. 

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

Nosy little suckers, buuut nothing I can't handle. 

Yeah, sure. Petunia's being extra cranky today sooo Pizza Planet? 

[thelittle-ariel]

Oh — Hi, Special Agent Wilbur Robinxon! I’m Ariel Triton from the Triton Household. I’m still… What’s a perp and why did it steal the gun blaster thingy from Robinson industries?

….What?

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

The Triton household? My information sources tell me the Triton's are highly respected. Oh, by perp I meant perpetrator of a crime. Well, I'm not too sure myself. HQ has yet to figure that out or deliver the information to me. And by HQ, I mean headquarters. I'll keep you updated, Ms. Triton. 

[kimcandoanything]

The dump. Gotcha. Give me twenty minutes, sir. 

So should I drop it off at your house or…? 

[that-isanexcellentquestion]

That would be acceptable. 

Hmm, the boys back at HQ would want it dropped off there... but I think one time won't hurt. However, we would have to be discreet! There are enemy spies everywhere.