nice

[onlytwitterpics]

[massivelimestonecube]

vaguepost

not gonna name names but ive got some top quality friends……rare holographic edition pals……wouldnt u like to know

[missazabi-blog]

im gonna fucking scream this is me

[jifewjfiojiowjwe-deactivated201]

Someone please hold me back this really is me when im driving

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

i feel personally attacked

[veryhappyvegan]

[ishapple]

Schrödinger’s Pokeball: When the app freezes in the middle of an encounter and the pokémon is both caught and not caught.

[thyuji-deactivated20161031]

someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

[binchbaby]

[fiireforaheart]

me about literally my closest friends in the world: it seems like maybe they genuinely like hanging out with me, but maybe they hate me. i guess i’ll never know

[hamahsandwich]

Friend who lives in the city: Yeah I caught a jynx and a rapidash and and arcanine

Me who lives in a neighborhood in the woods: well I have 43 rattatatas and 80 pidgeys

[hamahsandwich]

My brain 157% of the time: IN NINETEEN CENTURY RUSSIA WE WRITE LETTERS WE WRITE LETTERS

[hamahsandwich]

me: *stands up*

*every bone in my body makes a horrible cracking noise*

me: nice

[historyandmemes]

When the Trojans allowed the Trojan Horse to enter their city

[historyandmemes]

Mr. Gorbachev, TEAR. DOWN. THIS. WALL. 

[animalrates]

A STAMPEDE OF PUGS. I need them all. 13/10

more animals rated here

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

me: *lowkey wishes people take more photos of me in a poetic way*

also me: *smacks anyone pointing a camera in my direction*

[lasshoe]

the Only Good Thing about 2016 is everything that is gilmore girls related 

[consolecadet]

I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it