confusion intensifies

I post art sometimes! | 22 | she/they | a little creture

[fernicenty]

drawing my favorite birds is what i call „self—care”

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[goodnightngoth]

me: sorry i’ve been busy

me for the last hours:

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[civvic]

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

[civvic]

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

[nipuni]

I'm so excited!!

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon soon!

[kosmogrl]

"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave

[junglejim4322]

I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

[nutsack90]

goddamnb!!

chill out man!!!

[gobliniguess]

Me and the gang about to get up to some tomfoolery

[mulchbird]

okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will

[apricops]

the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

[the-punforgiven]

Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate

[the-punforgiven]

Glossary of Terms:

Brayette

Chausses

Voider

[valtsv]

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

[valtsv]

this one is my favourite. it's called a swordbreaker. it looks like a weaponised version of snagging your clothes on a door handle. if you caught my blade in one of these things there isn't a force on earth that could deliver you from my fury.

[juney-blues]

deliver your fury with what? your sword?

[valtsv]

it's too bad smoking is expensive and bad for you and everyone around you because we will never be able to replace the specific intimacy of lighting someone else's cigarette for them

[valtsv]

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[bl0w-m3]

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s her dads fault.