Star-Destroyer Grey Fox

Sun-D.

[hamhamsunnyd]

Ahem.

Fᴏᴏʟɪsʜ ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟs! Tʜʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴇᴀʀʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ sʜᴀʟʟ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴜɴᴅᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴜɴsᴇᴇᴍʟʏ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴏ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴʜᴏʟʏ ᴛᴀsᴋ ᴏғ ɴᴜʀᴛᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴀɪsɪɴɢ ᴡᴇ ғᴏᴜʀ ғᴀʟʟᴇɴ ɢᴏᴅs! I ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴇᴛʜʀᴇɴ ᴘᴏsᴇ ᴀ ᴠɪʟᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴs, ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴᴏᴜs ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴀʏ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ; ᴀs sᴜᴄʜ, ᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ, Tᴀɴᴀᴋᴀ Gᴜɴᴅᴀᴍ, sʜᴀʟʟ ʙᴇ ʜᴇʟᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs, ʀᴇɪɢɴɪɴɢ sᴜᴘʀᴇᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴏᴏᴛs sᴛᴀᴍᴘᴇᴅ ғɪʀᴍʟʏ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇʟʟʏ ᴏғ ᴍᴀɴ! Tʀᴜʟʏ ᴛʜɪs sʜᴀʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀ sᴀᴄʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴀʏ, ᴛʜɪs ʙɪʀᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴜʀᴛᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴀᴄʀᴏss ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴇxɪsᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ sʜᴀʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛs ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ! Kɴᴇᴇʟ! Kɴᴇᴇʟ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴅᴍɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪɴғᴇʀɪᴏʀɪᴛʏ! Pʀᴏsᴛʀᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴜᴇ sᴀᴄʀɪғɪᴄᴇs, ɪɴ ʜᴏᴘᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ, ᴡʜᴇɴ Tᴀɴᴀᴋᴀ Gᴜɴᴅᴀᴍ ɪs ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ʜᴇɢᴇᴍᴏɴʏ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜɪs ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ, ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴀʟʟ ʙᴇ sᴘᴀʀᴇᴅ!

[chamhampion]

why do human eating animal flesh and not seed?????/?

[hamhamsunnyd]

Rather, why do these forms of ours not require higher protein intake? We should be rending flesh with the many-pointed jaws of our unholy maws, not gnawing absently on seeds!

[hamhamsunnyd]

To borrow my companion's words, I will defeat.

[hamhamsunnyd]

Now, Dark Ones. There is no need to fight so.

[chamhampion]

hello, its your friend "maga g" how aare you

[hamhamsunnyd]

Hello, Maga-G. It's Sun-D.

[hamhamsunnyd]

Dare I say I heard what ought never be heard.

[hamhamsunnyd]

You said it yourself, o nurturing one. Nothing is beyond my dark skills. Perhaps I could explain it best with a demonstration of crossdimensional existence…

[heavymetalhamsters]

Honestly, why did you not simply admit as much in the first place? I can procure for you a computer more suited to your size, should you desire. This will eliminate both the fatigue of typing and the strain introduced upon your mortal form by the rigors of crossdimensional manipulation.

[hamhamsunnyd]

Hmph! My powers are beyond mortal imagination, I feel no strain...

... all the same, this would be appreciated. Hm. A very small... computer... very tiny. Minuscule. Hmmm.

[hamhamsunnyd]

Pekoyama. I meant to say Pekoyama.

[hamhamsunnyd]

Always, the same response. Always, the same explanation: I am only a hamster on this pathetic plane of existence, and only in appearance! Of course I can talk. Typing does exhaust one, however. 

[sacrificial-sword-archive-deact]

"….did I not sleep well last night?"

[hamhamsunnyd]

Oh, Pekoyogurt, how presumptuous you are to think I must exist only to the weak. 

[hamhamsunnyd]

Always, the same response. Always, the same explanation: I am only a hamster on this pathetic plane of existence, and only in appearance! Of course I can talk. Typing does exhaust one, however. 

[heavymetalhamsters]

You have yet to explain your methods of accessing the keyboard while I am on the computer. Knowing that nothing is beyond your dark skills, I have resisted the urge to ask as often as the question presents itself, but an answer would, at some point, be appreciated.

[hamhamsunnyd]

You said it yourself, o nurturing one. Nothing is beyond my dark skills. Perhaps I could explain it best with a demonstration of crossdimensional existence...

[hamhamsunnyd]

sacrificial-sword started following you

unpurposedtool started following you

Yes… come to me, children, like the earth follows the sun…

[sacrificial-sword-archive-deact]

”..did…the hamster just talk?”

[hamhamsunnyd]

Always, the same response. Always, the same explanation: I am only a hamster on this pathetic plane of existence, and only in appearance! Of course I can talk. Typing does exhaust one, however. 

[hamhamsunnyd]

Huh, so you guys are Gundam's rabbits? You guys are kinda cute! ...Wait, is he missing you or something?

Silence your foolish tongue, mortal! We are in no way rabbits, not on this plane or any other! These hamster constraints are merely to prevent your eyes from seeping out of your skull upon sight of us. 

As for the chosen mortal, they never find themselves in the state of missing us, given we are perfectly capable of caring for ourselves. Except in the case of the seeds being hidden.

[cluelessclairvoyant-deactivated]

Wait a second…you guys can…talk? "Man, Tanaka-chii has some dope-ass hamster dolls! I wonder where he got you guys from! KB Toys or somethin’?

[hamhamsunnyd]

What proof must I show you to make it clear that I am no fake?! But, ha, I owe you nothing! Now bow and bask in my glory!

[hamhamsunnyd]

sacrificial-sword started following you

unpurposedtool started following you

Yes... come to me, children, like the earth follows the sun...

[hamhamsunnyd]

Huh, so you guys are Gundam's rabbits? You guys are kinda cute! ...Wait, is he missing you or something?

Silence your foolish tongue, mortal! We are in no way rabbits, not on this plane or any other! These hamster constraints are merely to prevent your eyes from seeping out of your skull upon sight of us. 

As for the chosen mortal, they never find themselves in the state of missing us, given we are perfectly capable of caring for ourselves. Except in the case of the seeds being hidden.

[hamhamsunnyd]

sweetmissnevermind replied to your post: sweetmissnevermind replied to your post: ...

Well, I hope it will do, considering at some point you will reside in it with Gundam and I! It is no doubt pale in comparison to your one at home, but I can make whatever customizations you may need…

Excellent. My first demand:

More small tunnels of bright colors.

[hamhamsunnyd]

sweetmissnevermind replied to your post: sweetmissnevermind replied to your post: ...

Aha, of course! For a being as spectacular as yourself, it’s no problem at all! What did you think of the castle, hm?

It was --

acceptable. As fortresses go, of course. I have seen many. Numerous. I have one myself. Back on my home plane of existence.

[hamhamsunnyd]

I am working to amass many more 'followers,' as this feeble website deems them -- an accurate word, however, as truly any who follow my blog are soon to worship me!