what??? huh????

i like elden ring and mourning doves and having my opinions challenged but i would NEVER be cringe by expressing authenticity on the internet | he/him by deference | 18

[veter-3]

Medieval AU 🗡️✨🗝️

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[hamiis]

with blanket hot

without blanket cold:

wicked curse from the pot

ten thousand years old

[hamiis]

if you use a bottle of everclear while driving 45+ mph the game forces a quitout and you wrongwarp back to spawn

[hamiis]

guess who just trapped daniel in the crystal!

[hamiis]

Ur so sexy

you know it bbg

[hamiis]

inclusive christianity themed bdsm bar named “cum as you are”

[hamiis]

we all know kafka would have been posting shit like this

[hamiis]

dude stop quoting althusser or we’re never getting this fucking job at dominos

[hamiis]

fuck gotta tag my post about screaming into the void, some more void can hear it ofc?????

[hamiis]

bishop smith: no!! god made two holy genders!!!

neo-pronouns: there is… no gender… *stops salvo of mars and venus signs*

transphius: xe’s beginning to believe ….

[hamiis]

noone thought trump could possibly win.

but they failed to consider the political cnc vote….

[hamiis]

what a crazy generation to live in. one day im gonna see an old trans person. on day im gonna meet a gilf chaser.

[hamiis]

“and not only do men benefit from long standing institutional prejudices, but what is considered the male biology also comes with an elastic, malleable fidget toy that can change size. in this paper, i will explain how true feminist men are obliged to donate their penises to women in order to combat the patriarchy …”

yet another instance of hyperbolized, performative social advocacy. the author takes for granted the superiority of the male genitalia, and presents an ontology entertaining the male/female binary, making it explicitly un-feminist.

[hamiis]

HYPERBOLIZE!!! EXAGGERATE!!!! LIE!!!!! ‼️!!!!! STRETCH IDEAS PAST THEIR LIMIT AND SPRAY THE RUINED SINEW AROUND LIKE SILLY STRING!!!! SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM!!!!!!! WORDS MEAN NOTHING CARRIED ON WAVES OF RADIATION!!!!!!!

[hamiis]

deltarune is cool and all but does it say anything that Sharkboy and Lavagirl didnt?

[hamiis]

my first act as president will be diverting the entire defense budget towards making a giant one of those blades they use cut pizza and REMOVING the midwest from our great nation