Mr. Tell Me A Fucking Secret

@hamil-laurens

I'm a trashCAN, not a trashCANNOT. Destiel, Wolfstar, Lams.

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I s2g i cant leave for two hours without shit going down

(Hehe but im living for the conspiracy lets be real)

#destiel #misha collins #destielgate

opheliasopalite

Via xsimply_mishax on twitter

MISHA: so Castiel makes this homosexual declaration of love which is amazing that that happened and then he um *clears throat* dies right after which plays into a timeless Hollywood trope of kill the gays which then also like pisses off… because we give then we take away

MARK SHEPPARD: you do know misha we all knew?

MISHA: oh no I didn’t know. Matt didn’t know. did you know that?

MARK: No we all knew that Castiel was in love with Dean

!!!

capricornluna-deactivated201810

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

aggressivetapdancing

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

mammapeggs-deactivated20180822

Inspired by younger me, because I used to wear my dad’s clothes, which he wouldn’t wear ever again. I was a weird kid ok?

But the horrible person, I am I made some angsty Lams shit out of it. 👌🏼

WHY DOES THIS HAVE OVER A THOUSAND FUCKING NOTES

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

She fucking CUMS

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

afroclusterfunk

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens

How many Supernatural fans are there on Tumblr?

You are only allowed to reblog this ONCE. Any more than once and this is completely ruined.

Reblog if you’re a Supernatural fan so we can see how many of us there are out there!

bloodyoceanmary

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Please, I need to know what the ship name is

Ok, I’m getting so many hilarious suggestions and I don’t know which one is the best. So, new game. Please reply with your proposed ship name, I will post my favorites, and then we will vote. The winner gets, I don’t know, something.

Alright. I have selected my favorites. Since several names were proposed multiple times, I’ve chosen to credit the person who proposed a name first. You can vote here!

The creators of the finalists are: @skinningacrocodile @weissroseschnee @callofthewilde @darkumbreon9 @yikeswhatshappenin @getintherobot@littleforestmageguy @buffalo-bilbo

Ok, I’m closing the survey now because surveymonkey decided I’d gotten too many responses and charged me $35 out of nowhere so fuck them. I’ll be posting the results in a minute.

And the winner is….

THE FAULT IN OUR SWAMP

Congratulations to @littleforestmageguy for creating the winning ship name and to @darkumbreon9 and @callofthewilde for creating the runners up.

The full breakdown of the results is here:

In conclusion, thank you all for participating. Also:

If anyone writes a fic with this pairing and tags it with our chosen ship name, I will grin and post gleefully about it.

If anyone gets John Green to notice and respond to this, I will jump up and down, scream, and probably tell this story at parties for the rest of my life.

If anyone gets Shrek to notice and respond to this, I will conclude that reality is warping dangerously, and, in my final moments before the dimensional instability claims us all, I will be, I don’t know actually, but I bet it’ll be interesting.

thisoklahomafucks

oh my god guys

I HATE APRIL FOOLS YALL I ALMOST FELL FOR IT

Title: The Pink Triangle Author: mishasfakeorgasm Artist: lotrspnfangirl Rating: Explicit Length: 32, 348 Pairings: Dean/Cas Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, mentioned major character death, rape/noncon

Summary: What do you do when a stranger shows up at your front door in the middle of the night, begging for your help?

It’s the eve of World War Two, and the Nazis are persecuting people all over the country. Castiel Novak was never one to take risks, especially anything as drastic as hiding refugees. It was too risky, and not at all worth it for him. However, a mix up leaving Dean Winchester on his doorstep forces Cas to reevaluate his morals and decide what to do with the man.

Fic link

Art link (NSFW)

Seven months later, my story is finally ready to share with the world. Check it out!

#destiel #deancas #2017 DCBB #submission #dean winchester #castiel #castiel novak #angst #fluff #smut #2017 masterpost

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12x12 & 13x01

“I love you. I love all of you.”

“I’ve lost everything. Bring him back. Bring them all back.”

They say what they mean then they cover it up by including everyone else. But take that away and what do we have?

I love you

He was my everything.

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the stages of dean’s grief over castiel in 12x23 & 13x01

Cas : I love you , I love all of you. Dean : bring him back , bring all of them back. Me to writer(s) : Fuck you , fuck all of you.

Title: The Pink Triangle Author: mishasfakeorgasm Artist: Dani (lotrspnfangirl) Rating: Explicit Pairings: Dean/Cas Warnings/Tags: Rape/noncon, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Major Character Death, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Historical Setting, Holocaust, Period-Appropriate Homophobia, Homophobic Slurs (English and German), Abuse, Fluff and Angst. Posting Date: 11/23/2017

Summary: It’s the eve of World War Two, and the Nazis are persecuting people all over the country. Castiel Novak was never one to take risks, especially anything as drastic as hiding people from the Nazis. It was too risky, and not at all worth it for him. However, a mix up leaving Dean Winchester on his doorstep forces Cas to reevaluate his morals and decide what to do with the man.

- - -

It must have been an hour or so later when Cas was abruptly woken from his rest by a hasty rapping on the front door. Cas quickly rose to answer the knocks, blearily wiping sleep from his eyes with the heel of his palm. Alarm bells rang in his head, a little voice in the back of his mind immediately assuming the worst. Who would be visiting at this time of night? Cas cautiously opened the door to find a man standing on the doorstep in dirty clothes, looking around furtively with wide, scared eyes. Wide, scared eyes that just happened to be the most beautiful shade of green that Cas had ever seen. Cas was certain he had never seen the man before, but he looked to be in trouble. It dawned on Cas that the man might have been a Jew or someone else hiding from the Nazis. That didn’t, however, explain what he was doing on Cas’ doorstep in the middle of the night. “Cas-Castiel Novak?” The man’s voice was hoarse, sounding as though he hadn’t spoken in days. Cas nodded, still confused. “Please, step inside, Mr..?” “Winchester. Dean Winchester,” the green-eyed man supplied.

So excited to share this with you guys!

A note about the story: I understand that a lot of you might be thrown off by the MCD warning or the Shoah (Holocaust) setting. Regarding the former, I can assure you that the death is not illustrated, just mentioned at the very end of the story. As for the setting, I totally understand the concern. I am Jewish myself, and I did my best to try and give an accurate representation of that time period and the horrific events that occured. This means that certain parts will be uncomfortable to read, especially for those with close connections to the Holocaust. It is fiction, but I combined elements of real stories that I’ve been told my whole life about my family and friends’ families to tell Dean and Cas’ story. Yes, parts of this fic might be difficult for some people to read. I’m not gonna lie, there were several moments that were very difficult for me to write, and even harder to reread and edit, knowing I came up with it. Nevertheless, I hope many of you will give it a chance, enjoy the story, and remember the real-life people who died because of Hitler and the Nazi regime.

#destiel #dcbb 2017 #just to clarify

Title: The Pink Triangle Author: mishasfakeorgasm Artist: Dani (lotrspnfangirl) Rating: Explicit Pairings: Dean/Cas Warnings/Tags: Rape/noncon, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Major Character Death, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Historical Setting, Holocaust, Period-Appropriate Homophobia, Homophobic Slurs (English and German), Abuse, Fluff and Angst. Posting Date: 11/23/2017

Summary: It’s the eve of World War Two, and the Nazis are persecuting people all over the country. Castiel Novak was never one to take risks, especially anything as drastic as hiding people from the Nazis. It was too risky, and not at all worth it for him. However, a mix up leaving Dean Winchester on his doorstep forces Cas to reevaluate his morals and decide what to do with the man.

- - -

It must have been an hour or so later when Cas was abruptly woken from his rest by a hasty rapping on the front door. Cas quickly rose to answer the knocks, blearily wiping sleep from his eyes with the heel of his palm. Alarm bells rang in his head, a little voice in the back of his mind immediately assuming the worst. Who would be visiting at this time of night? Cas cautiously opened the door to find a man standing on the doorstep in dirty clothes, looking around furtively with wide, scared eyes. Wide, scared eyes that just happened to be the most beautiful shade of green that Cas had ever seen. Cas was certain he had never seen the man before, but he looked to be in trouble. It dawned on Cas that the man might have been a Jew or someone else hiding from the Nazis. That didn’t, however, explain what he was doing on Cas’ doorstep in the middle of the night. “Cas-Castiel Novak?” The man’s voice was hoarse, sounding as though he hadn’t spoken in days. Cas nodded, still confused. “Please, step inside, Mr..?” “Winchester. Dean Winchester,” the green-eyed man supplied.

So excited to share this with you guys!

#destiel #dcbb 2017

cosmicconundrum

writing fanfiction

when you have the PERFECT ROMANTIC SCENE ALL ENVISIONED AND EVERYTHING but then your fingers be like “he look into eyes. hot darn.”

Self-care tip:

watch brooklyn nine-nine

THERE ARE FOUR KINDS OF FANFICTION

ANGST

FLUFF

CRACK

AND… *AHEM*

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