Mr. Normal (so so normal)

he/him - header+icon is my own

[notkatniss]

mentally I am here

[sendmepicturesofthemoon]

since everyone is talking about laika and felicette, and i never hear people mention these two, i present to you belka and strelka (they have other names, but are known mostly by these two). they went to space, flew around the earth 17 times, landed back safely and lived to old age! and they deserve to be remembered too

[scandalousadventures]

Eraserhead baby makes waffles for you!

[vetchtibbles]

being the second child is so lame when your older brother has no fortunes to inherit or power to come into. all of my scheming younger brother tendencies are being completely wasted like it’s not even worth putting all my efforts into usurping him and taking his place as heir. it’s not even worth it

[vetchtibbles]

like obviously I’m still going to do it because plotting and scheming are natural responses to being the second child but it’s just not the most lucrative career option anymore

[nnebuchadnezzar]

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[ink-the-artist]

bed creature 

he arrives when you need a break

[ink-the-artist]

no worries if your neighbor is mowing their lawn early in the morning hes soundproof

[ink-the-artist]

bed beast and beyond

[bonesbeetle]

haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[everydaywomble]

but here's the thing

[fairycosmos]

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

[whizpurr]

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[violenceenthusiast]

what about a shapeshifter who’s bad at it. shapeshifter who can never quite get the nose right. shapeshifter who always makes flipped faces because they’re doing adjustments in the mirror. shapeshifter with same face syndrome. shapeshifter who always dips further into the uncanny valley than they want. shapeshifter who can mimic a single celebrity completely perfectly but struggles to recreate anyone else.

[wuntrum]

my favorite boxer-turned-priest

[wormsermonizer]

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