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perenial

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

perenial

dr-gaytorius

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

have-you-been-here

inside of a mormon temple, any country

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Voting ended onMay 6

#they've never invited me #I wouldn't go but they canvas all my flatmates but avoid me #is it the green hair and pride flag pins? the Garfield tax évasion shirt? my aura of queerness? we shall never know

rexuality

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

#this is why I bring my mother #she knows all the stuff #every few minutes I'm like mam what's this flower

contemptible-scoundrel

if we don't even do anything, they won't have any evidence to lead back to us...! it's the perfect crime...!

hyunpic

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.

necarion

They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.

Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.

We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.