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Mike, 25. Brooklyn from Scranton, PA. Progressive, humanist, straight, LGBT ally. I can't tell you what's good, but I can tell you what's what. _______________________ [email protected] var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-17444688-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

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spongebob

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I have a theory that the ‘Squidville’ episode of SpongeBob perfectly captures Brooklyn over the last several years if you just assume that Squidville used to have cooler people living there.

WTF Mark Ruffalo is at my neighborhood bar

Oh right, never check someone's blog after you stop dating them. I manage to forget this annually.

Biceps Like Triceps and Triceps Like Quadriceps

#the E. Mike Hammerito Story #wut

I rarely update anymore, but I’m in Philly right now getting my Crossfit level 1 cert (there are a lot of reasons for this, mostly monetary) and while I started as highly, highly suspicious of cult-yness (now I’m just my normal level of skeptical), this is different than I expected. I’ve given Crossfit my fair share of shit over bad coaches letting people hurt themselves, but there are bad coaches and bad trainers everywhere. There’s a lot to be said for an empirical approach to wellness, and while I still have my reservations about the quest to do everything supergoddamnfast, I think I should recognize that I was being a hater, because admitting when you’re an asshole is a good thing to do. It probably my didn't hurt my conversion to have 70 people cheering for me.

Anyway, the top guy is Dmitri Klokov (the top guy), one of my heroes/idols/etc. who was here a few weeks ago, throwing 450+ lbs. over his head in the same spot I got to lift in tonight. I’d like to be him when I grow up.

#they gave us beer after too so here I am to ramble at you #'Large Man Yells At Chair'

Just because I'm "not a doctor" and "didn't go to medical school" doesn't mean I can't consistently patch myself back together in lieu of actual medical care.

#shorted a 44" box jump #missed it by *that* much

Brooklyn wind, Brooklyn dunes

#bk

My aunt refuses to wear her glasses in public, so we all got 'Happy Birthday Jesus' Starbucks cards this year.

December 21st, 53 degrees.

Nothing says "I'm doing squats tomorrow" like stuffing, mashed potatoes, and American cheese rolled in bread crumbs and fried in butter at midnight.

Brooklyn Thanksgiving. Turkey pot pie, scalloped potatoes with Cabernet and Bulleit bourbon. Yurp.

Gonna be a chill night.

I have not seen my face in nearly six months.

#beard

So young Michael kicked the shit out of the kid who had tried to steal his pigeon; then he kicked the shit out of some of the kids who had stolen his clothes and money; and then he kicked the shit out of a bunch of people who just seemed to need the shit kicked out of them.

Pete Dexter, Playboy, 1988 http://thestacks.deadspin.com/that-moment-before-it-starts-when-youre-scared-tyso-1462265187/1462284080/@marchman

#Iron Mike #always ~understanding~ Mike Tyson

Look around the bar; there are six people - a straight date, a gay date, and us.

Jordan, four days from our two year anniversary as roommates. Extremely accurate summary, thus far.

#jbowesmusic