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shark vs the universe
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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occasionally subtle
Three Goblin Art
Claire Keane
Keni
cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Not today Justin
art blog(derogatory)
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@hammpod
Zeus: Punch me in the face.
Demeter: ...Punch you?
Zeus: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Demeter: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
Zeus: Seriously-
Demeter: *socks him in the face knocking him out*
Hera: Nice. I would be mad but he gave you permission.
Demeter and Persephone could be "Slipping Through My Fingers" by Abba in modern retellings and there's something so special about that.
Artemis: apollo I’m literally about to kill you.
Apollo: I wish you would!!
Artemis,*in Ares' car*: Wait a minute.
Artemis: Who the fuck did you have in here? Why is the seat back like that.
Ares: ....
Artemis: AND WHY DO THIS CAR SMELL LIKE JAPANESE CHERRY BLOSSOM?!?
Ares: ...
Artemis,*grabs him*: WHO THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE IN HERE?!
Zeus: You need a hobby.
Hades: I have a hobby!
Zeus: Fawning over Persephone isn’t a hobby.
Demeter, *about Aphrodite cheating on Hephaestus*: So this is wrong right?
Zeus, Poseidon, Hades: Dude- wtf OF COURSE! Of course that's wrong!
Demeter, *about Zeus cheating on Hera*: Ok, but this isn't?
Zeus, Poseidon, Hades: Nah, that's- that's different though.
Demeter, *in disbelief*: Boys, what do you mean it's different???? It's the same shit?!
Demeter: So what’s for dinner?
Hestia: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Demeter: …
Demeter: Is it soup?
Hestia: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Demeter: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Hestia: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Demeter: STOP!
*one hour later*
Demeter: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!
toothwheels in the death machine
Dionysus: The inherent homoeroticism of musical cues!
Athena: Excuse me-
happy mermay! 💚 I mermaidified iona. she'd be some kind of freshwater fish in the feywild
Hades: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you’ll kill me?
Demeter: No. If you hurt Persephone, she is perfectly capable of killing you herself.
Hermes: I could never date a big man-
Apollo, *staring at Ares*: Why? Big man equals big hugs. Big hugs warm. Safe
Hermes: Okay well I could never date a short guy-
Ares, *staring back at Apollo*: Small man. Perfect size for holding. Hold small man like cheeseburger. Wear small man like backpack
Hermes: Okay I’m leaving
Apollo & Ares, *staring deeply into each other’s eyes*: Bye...
despite myself this is an aphrodite and ares appreciation zone
Aphrodite core
@withlovefromolympus
Hi! I hope you’re well :)) Could you do an Ares bingo?
Thank u ilysm
AH- THIS MAKES ME HAPPY!
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