kebabtrash

thirty-seven - 🇱🇧 - ☭ - ♎️

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[fibrefox]

Paused King of the Hill on an interesting frame

[xintract]

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[myrealitynow]

In honor of the new trailer

LOTR as dril tweets part 8

Part 7 - Part 6 - Part 5 - Part 4 - Part 3 - Part 2 - Part 1

[firebirdeternal]

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

[depsidase]

[ambienne]

This tweet means a lot to me.

[ambienne]

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[ruemilley]

for make a terrible comic day

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[kosmogrl]

[fruitsoftheweb]

[dzamie]

[ironfoot-72]

Wow, are you sure that adds anything useful?

[dzamie]

I’m not here to be useful, I’m here for my own entertainment. Part of that is thinking about furry porn.

[betterisbest]

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military