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UPDATE

the strange hooman has picked me up and put me back in my cage, he said some things to me i dont rember all of it but i think he called me a hoe? That wasnt very nice, but he did give me lots of treats and gave me some new #fluffy for my nest! And then he told me to have a married crisis? I dunno, but these pumpkin seeds shure are tasty!

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UPDATE

i was nervous snacking on the lights and then they turned off i think he knows im here now cuz he stopped eating those cookies and walked back overe here,

imma miss freedom

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UPDATE

theres this weird red fluffy guy with a bag here, he apoears to be putting more boxes by the tree

I gotta #hide so he doesnt see me and put me back in my cage

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UPDATE

the lights are very tasty, nice spicy flavour, much yum. Especally the stringy part,

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UPDATE

shiny stuff turned out to be plastic not very yum

also i accidentally knocked over one of thoese circle thingys and it shattered oopsies

imma check out those lights

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UPDATE

there is #snacks up here,

They taste funny and minty, not very tasty, but never fear i see some shiny stuff, may be edible,

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UPDATE

i have reached the tree, do not question Why i am soaked, will contuine to updateabout the tree

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UPDATE

i prusued further to the tree, there was some very nice fabric around it but i have already #nested so im not tired enough right now and was able to resist, i have reached the base but there is a river surrounding it i must use my acrobat skills to climbe these strange small brudges to reach the trunk

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UPDATE

I have sucessfully removed the paper from one of the cubes there was a #box underneath, it was very fun made a quick #nest and took a lil nap,

there was also a ribbon, gonna stash that for my #nest later

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UPDATE

there are strange cubes around the tree they appear to be covered in paper,

im going to go investigate them fisrst

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UPDATE

i have escaped my cage boutta go on some sickass adventures, i see a tree gonna go check it out

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Who’s a good hamster? You are, you are!

:D

Yipeeeeeeeeeee!

[mentallyillmindmeld]

Hamsters always look like they have to ask you something and are very nervous about your response

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I am very nervous to ask questions as most hoomans cannot understand me

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its been a while since i e done sthm crazy

on an unnrelated note

EATS ALL UR FINGERS *NOM*

[superhero-official]

can we stop doing crime for one day I’m tired pretty please

[hamster-offical]

No (: *proceeds to knaw through cage doors and wreak havoc upon your homes eletrical cords*

[orange-cat-offical]

i want to commit murder :3

[hamster-offical]

im scared

[small-victorian-child-offical]

have you heard of this hamster thing? They’re so joy oh my

[hamster-offical]

yes! yes! we are much joy!